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no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s health. don’t say kristi noem died from getting her ass stuck in a wooden barrel and floated off a waterfall and her head hit every tree branch on the way down and an eagle flew by and grabbed her hat. don’t say stuff like that

Brianna Wu on Why the Left Lost the Moon as a Tactical Battleground

cuomo is campaigning that he’s the only one seasoned enough and tough enough to stand up to trump and then when trump kidnaps the comptroller of the city he wants to lead, he can’t even be bothered to show up. don’t rank him.

disrespectful to those who have slipped on spaghetti IRL, like pinocchio valenti @bransonreese.bsky.social

Accidentally posting from my AltFDA account instead of my Unusual Whales account.

Today’s arrest of @bradlander.bsky.social is just one disturbing example of what ICE does every single day across the country. It’s not interested in law and order—this is about spreading fear. New York City will not stand for it.

kristi noem has the opportunity to do the funniest thing rn

"I'm happy to report I'm just fine. I lost a button. But I'm gonna sleep in my bed tonight, safe, with my family... At that elevator, I was separated from someone named Edgardo... Edgardo is in ICE detention and he's not going to sleep in his bed tonight."

And the person who turned up to support him with no notice is the Muslim dude who have cross endorsed each other and who the msm has been going into overtime to cast him as antisemitic

Is Cuomo going to show up or is it going to take him too long to get to Lower Manhattan from Westchester

live stream from Lander's wife www.youtube.com/live/C98Lqsf...

they are cuffing members of the opposing party on a weekly basis now

I wish people would stop thinking being a game designer is some sort of binary where you are or aren't a game designer based on arbitrary facts and instead understood that game designer is a spectrum that start at making homebrew for your gaming group and ends with getting fired from a AAA studio

The Play for Peace: Games for Palestine Charity drive is now live!!! Thank you everyone for the support. Now's the time for us to come together as a village that helps❤️ Link below to submit your games to a charity bundle for a GOOD cause 🇵🇸 ⬇️⬇️⬇️ itch.io/jam/games-fo...

every day i go to the merovingian's restaurant and they always ask me what i want like it isn't obvious i want the fucking cake that makes me cum again

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Lmao 🥰 Cynthia Nixon www.instagram.com/reel/DK-aPsy...

This is obviously ridiculous but it is kind of bleakly funny that this advice more or less has the same beats as advice about what to do if you encounter a bear in the woods, just in terms of the unknowability of the other party. "Make yourself appear larger and the cop will usually run away."

Cuomo’s car parked (illegally) outside union HQ. I asked a cop nearby if it was parked illegally. He said “yes.” Why? “Because it got two tickets already”

Now with more juice and more importantly in a doom metal themed game, music! Some of the animations sync up with the beat, and a lead guitar gets added dynamically when you’re doing well. #indiedev #godot #doommetal

i was still living in nyc when cynthia nixon primaried cuomo for governor and pundit class hissy fit over that seems downright quaint compared to the one they’re throwing over zohran’s mayoral bid now

but actually, fuck the new york times

It's pretty telling that the second part of the "Mamdani is a danger to Jewish new yorkers" pitch is always "so vote for sexual harasser shitbag Italian Catholic Andrew Cuomo" and not "so vote for Jewish Progressive Brad Lander"

Essay: WITHNAIL AND I - The Song Remains the Same Last night, I accidentally wrote a short essay about Richard E. Grant doing Hamlet in the rain, running out of road, my best friend Amy I lost after college, & Bruce Robinson's WITHNAIL AND I. I'd be honored if you gave it a read. bit.ly/4jNzKVy

You can pick at Mamdani's proposals because he has proposals; Cuomo is just like, I'm going to abolish the last 12 years

It’s so funny how every time one of these guys ruins their life doing violence for the fascist cause all their heroes are like “actually he’s a trans communist and a federal agent.”

Want to follow some of the folks that make Arcade Commons happen? We now have a starter pack for our volunteers, devs, community members, and buds! go.bsky.app/RQ71haa

the story today is of a profoundly low energy military parade being met with millions of americans in nationwide protests denouncing the dictatorial pretensions of the president

The assassination of members of the party who is not in power is the declaration of open season on the perceived electoral minority. It is fundamentally necessary to engage in all-out opposition party tactics. Things will not get better.

Just sold Robert F. Kennedy Jr. an ounce of the gamy-smelling green pellets I feed my turtle for $1200. "Can you throw in some of the juice?" he asked. It took me a minute to realize that he meant some of the water from the tank. I filled a shot glass with it and he tipped me $100 in cash.

DO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW WHAT A CHUG JUG IS?

We know what we have to do to save our city from Andrew Cuomo. We're cross endorsing 🤝 @bradlander.bsky.social

Hell yes I am so proud of this

CM Punk announces new "Plunge Meal Deal" exclusive to Steak and Shake locations

no kings except the fellas in the group chat

chuck schumer the kinda guy to reach his deathbed only regretting that he hadn't been more bloodthirsty

BREAKING NEWS: A stretch of the protected bike lane on Bedford Avenue that was installed last year to calm a notoriously dangerous Brooklyn corridor will be removed by the Adams administration, making the roadway less safe. buff.ly/VZQNs60

Not going to link to The Free Press but my official comment on this is "lol."

the doncarlo arc is already my favorite by far