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A poem titled “The Towels at My Father’s House” that’s an allegory for the tattered remains of American society.

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The worst part of board gaming is learning the rules, if someone asks me to play a game and I find out it has even a single rule I simply say “no thank you”

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Do you have a picture on your phone that serves a totally valid purpose, but if anyone else saw it, they’d be like, “what the heck is this?” Here’s mine.

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Since May: Federal district courts have ruled against Trump admin 94% of the time. Supreme Court has sided with the Trump admin 94% of the time. A judiciary at war with itself.

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I have a lot of respect for tomatoes but they don't belong on a sandwich of any kind. But you can't say that in today's society

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My wife just said “Twin Peaks is like Elton John” Ten bucks to anyone who can guess why

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The annual post of the CORRECT All-Stars. Looks like the biggest snubs are gonna be Elly De La Cruz and James Wood. Also, weird voting for Gleyber after all those years NOT voting for him as a Yankee

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I used to have dreams about sledding down the hill in my childhood backyard and going over a snow ramp so big that I could fly all the way above the trees. Last night, I dreamed that our water heater broke.

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Have you tried eating a truly unsafe amount of tortilla chips and salsa to fix your problems

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Not really a celebrity, but went to see one of my favorite musicians, Neal Morse, and before the show we saw him walking down the street and said hi. He was very nice and said, “Thanks for coming! But we’re going to get tacos right now.”

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At the top.

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This week's Art of Fatherhood podcast is with Jake Burger. We talk about #fatherhood, playing the MLB, his family's foundation, The Burger Family Foundation and more. Thanks to @Tide.Treats for sponsoring this week's episode. artoffatherhood.net/jake-burger-... www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAqj...

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During Covid lockdown times, I watched every Aunty Donna YouTube video and made a Top 25 list. Top 5 probably… 1. Hot Soup 2. Pud 3. Cake Prank 4. Stuck 5. Pitch Perfect blueturnipmusic.com/tag/aunty-do...

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I’ve seen three openers that I knew absolutely nothing about and converted me to an instant fan: Seabird Rob Ickes and Trey Hensley Haken And how’s THAT for diversity in style???????????

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When my dog feels like we aren’t paying enough attention to her, she collects our shoes. Last night, in the time it took to brush my teeth…

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When Paul McCartney said, “Why don’t we do it in the road” he was talking about playing Wii Sports

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Now that the local pod of humpback whales have moved on to warmer climates I have access to more delicious krill than ever before

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Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare

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Today, one of my clients wrote me, “I am so impressed by your follow up emails!” And I don’t know whether to be proud or depressed about it

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Not sure how to reconcile my love for highly breakable antique figurines with my love for sprinting around my house blindfolded wildly swinging a baseball bat

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The Hallelujah chorus but the word “Consultation” instead

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Oneil Cruz just hit this ball 122.9 mph. That is the hardest hit ball in the Statcast era.

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God gives the biggest backpacks to the boys with the smallest shoulders

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My bad

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Derek (the guy whose job it is to put up all the stickers in brewery bathrooms around the USA): My hands are so fuck!n sticky

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This dog politely asked for a musician's drumstick in the middle of their performance. Always excited to find a fellow stick lover. 12/10

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They should simply invent a body that feels good

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You won’t regret it!

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Always great to see Devin Townsend (especially when Mike Keneally is with him!) Was thrilled to get to hear Lightworker live!

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For everyone who was like “Google search is getting worse,” we were absolutely right.

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Rice triples in size when you cook it. Other foods should do this.

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So instead of trade deals he’s just going to publicly negotiate with himself until he walks back the tariffs? We get a couple of months of supply chain shock and nothing to show for it besides damaged relationships across the world.

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a breakfast burrito is the most important burrito of the day

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I took my mom to a restaurant featured on Food Network. Right before we got in the car to leave, she grabbed a bag of Fritos Scoops and ate half of them on the drive there because she was “so hungry her stomach hurt.” She ate half of one egg roll at the restaurant because she was “so full.”

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Really special night last night. Steven Errante conducted his last WSO concert after 39 years. He taught me theory, conducting, and composition, and allowed me to play with the symphony 4 times. Massive influence in my life and my music, and left such a legacy of music and passion on his community.

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Cowboy, baby With the top let back and the sunshine shinin'

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I know other people have said this more elegantly, but simply nothing is more reliable than a Boomer asking you if you watch “The Voice” once they find out you’re a singer.

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Umpire: Nic Lentz Final: Royals 3, Rays 0 #FountainsUp // #RaysUp #KCvsTB // #TBvsKC More stats for this ump 👇 https://umpscorecards.com/data/single-umpire/Nic%20Lentz

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