Profile avatar
mattanapkin.bsky.social
Home of the STOP F*CKING LYING pins. https://mattanapkin.com/product/stop-fcking-lying-pins/
147 posts 11,575 followers 4,939 following
Prolific Poster

General Mills should really rethink this one.

Went to the “groceries” and bought a big bowl of Tariff-ios!

Mmm… Tarrified Tacos

Well, we all are going to die… so why not choke down a couple at Taco Don's!

#NationalFlipFlopDay

Medical Monday

Get connected with some wonderful humans.

ENJOY YOUR 50% MEMORIAL DAY MATTRESS SAVINGS!!!!

NATIONAL WAITSTAFF DAY!

Coming at you this week!

Soup-y Sunday

“Pure Huss!” That’s the best way to describe this wonderful book by my pal Toby Huss. It’s a big, unique, layered photographic/literary gyro packed with beauty, humor, and heart. Give it a big read! hatandbeard.com/products/ame...

My pal and mentor David Galgno suggested adding “plates” to another possible Matta Napkin show… it’s taken me way to long, but I'm working on it. So far, I have this.

New week! Hold on!

Sending x's & o's to all the Mom's!

Also... did you see the Dateline segment where Scrooge McDuck's name appears 11 times in the Epstein flight logs? PROMISES MADE, PROMISES KEPT!

This morning, we completely sold out! Our vendor sent us an extra 50 pins… just to be cool! Click the link if you want a trio. Thank you all! (My apologies for the excessive exclamation marks.) mattanapkin.com/product/stop...

New pins have arrived! The link to buy is below; I’ll then lovingly mail it to you with my adorably small hands. Only 250 were made, so get in there! mattanapkin.com/product/stop...

Second Pin Drop!

Another quick hunk of silliness from Rose & John.

AVAILABLE TOMORROW!

NEW BUTTONS DROPPING THIS THURSDAY!

Tuesday silliness from Rose & John. SHARE IT!

Next Round of Buttons Coming This Week!

Already dragging.

NEW SFL BUTTONS DROPPING THIS WEEK!

May the 4th Be With You

Naturally, gas and grocery prices aren't solely the current administration's fault; many factors are at play. Just stop with the nonsense and stop defending the nonsense. NEW BUTTONS COMING NEXT WEEK.

Now is the time... I've been asking since they were 49 cents.

More silliness from Rose & John.... pass it around!

Get over here! An awesome selection of entertaining and informative people.

Some silliness from Rose & John

Second round of buttons dropping next week!

What's on your mind?

We're all aware of the world's challenges. This is why my lovely neighbors are not giving up on the holiday cheer! Happy Maymas to all, and may you enjoy creating lasting memories with your dear family.

Hope your weekend is extra-silly.

EARTH DAY!

From the Matta Napkin Baby Art Collection.

xo!

Hope you get a break this weekend. A hat always helps. xo

Pre-Gaming!

Holy Thursday!

I won't slow down!

Hard Candy

Donnie Darko & Peeps... it's my favorite Easter tradition!

I just set up the tank in the living room.