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mattberry05.bsky.social

Extremely dad online If you found my post from the Discover feed, please move along

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None of these words are in the Bible

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

My wife’s cousin’s wife, on her way out the door from family dinner, just revealed that 1. She worked at MuppetVision 3D, and 2. Dated a guy who played Sweetums, Bear in the Big Blue House, and was a knight at Medieval Times She left before I was able to ask one of the many questions I had

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Invited to the cookout

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They know what they signed up for

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Important update: I have been put in charge of grilling chicken for my Yankee in laws tonight

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Going to start a list of words I see up here that I cannot say in anything but a Massachusetts accent Price Chopper

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

Just saw a kid wearing a Rafael Devers jersey, that’s pain

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Took the kids on a history tour of Salem and the oldest actually took away actionable lessons about the importance of protecting the vulnerable

submitted 20 hours ago • 2 comments

I don’t know that he introduced me to it but I used to sit on his shoulders and watch MST3K

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It’s 59 degrees and I’m about to have oysters

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I missed the last twelve laps can someone explain the end of the race in terms of a recent college football game

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NO ONE: THE 2005 US GRAND PRIX:

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hon hon hon, we watch ze race in Montreal from ze sky, no?

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This man could never comprehend pulling off the Miracle over the Mojave

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tfw your flight is exactly 2 hours 29 minutes

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Delta sent our bags on an earlier flight to the same destination, how boned are we

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

tfw you’ve already had two gate changes and a delay

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Happy Father’s Day

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Became a member of the USGA

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/books flight with kids with 12:30 departure to not have to worry about rushing out the door //still spends entire morning stressing about getting out the door

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Excuse me?????

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BOTH GOALKEEPERS: Hello sir, I-briefcase full of jellybeans falls open

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None of these words are in the Bible

My wife’s cousin’s wife, on her way out the door from family dinner, just revealed that 1. She worked at MuppetVision 3D, and 2. Dated a guy who played Sweetums, Bear in the Big Blue House, and was a knight at Medieval Times She left before I was able to ask one of the many questions I had

Invited to the cookout

They know what they signed up for

Important update: I have been put in charge of grilling chicken for my Yankee in laws tonight

Going to start a list of words I see up here that I cannot say in anything but a Massachusetts accent Price Chopper

Just saw a kid wearing a Rafael Devers jersey, that’s pain

Took the kids on a history tour of Salem and the oldest actually took away actionable lessons about the importance of protecting the vulnerable

I don’t know that he introduced me to it but I used to sit on his shoulders and watch MST3K

It’s 59 degrees and I’m about to have oysters

I missed the last twelve laps can someone explain the end of the race in terms of a recent college football game

NO ONE: THE 2005 US GRAND PRIX:

hon hon hon, we watch ze race in Montreal from ze sky, no?

This man could never comprehend pulling off the Miracle over the Mojave

tfw your flight is exactly 2 hours 29 minutes

Delta sent our bags on an earlier flight to the same destination, how boned are we

tfw you’ve already had two gate changes and a delay

Happy Father’s Day

Became a member of the USGA

/books flight with kids with 12:30 departure to not have to worry about rushing out the door //still spends entire morning stressing about getting out the door

Excuse me?????

BOTH GOALKEEPERS: Hello sir, I-briefcase full of jellybeans falls open

I get “The missile is very tired. He is eepy.” in my head with every image of Trump at the parade

SIGNS [2002] Directed by M. Night Shyamalan Cinematography by Tak Fujimoto

George making moves