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I love writing a joke where you have do a really elaborate drawing in order for the joke to work.

submitted 22 days ago • 27 comments

this is the only spreadsheet i'm working on this season

submitted 72 days ago • 35 comments

"I didn't vote for" you did. Sorry. You did. Should have listened to the woke libtards instead of your roided out imaginary friends who told you kids were pooping in kitty litter at school

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One way to stop the Houthi shipping blockade, instead of bombing and killing dozens of Yemeni civilians, would be to end the genocide in Gaza, which is the stated reason the Houthis are disrupting trade in the Suez -- which is off of their shores, not ours, by the way.

submitted 88 days ago • 11 comments

massively depressing that the big scandal is that the shithead guy from the atlantic got texted accidentally and not the part where they're raining more death on yemen

submitted 88 days ago • 15 comments

I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I'm running for Congress.

submitted 89 days ago • 1845 comments

Honestly I didn't even know he was a Trump supporter. I figured as much on account of him being a massive piece of shit and a rapist, but his politics didn't really figure into that for me

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Would be nice if his ass showed up in New York and talked to his constituents

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Of the three presidential campaigns against Trump, two (2016 and 2024) made elaborate appeals to centrists at the expense of their relationship with progressives, and only one (2020) prioritized efforts to bridge the gap with progressives, however impermanently. The latter approach won.

submitted 99 days ago • 152 comments

How were they able to obtain search warrants when they have still not articulated any probable cause to believe a crime was committed?

submitted 99 days ago • 43 comments

Do away with the 14th Amendment and they will treat us all like Mahmoud Khalil. It's all dominoes.

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Economy is tanking, country is falling apart, and they're trying to fix made up problems

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Going to kill myself if he takes away Guinness

submitted 100 days ago • 1 comment

presumably other sports have this problem from time to time but nothing brings me joy the way a baseball game delay because there's a recalcitrant animal on the field brings me joy

submitted 101 days ago • 24 comments

Not sure it’s an indicator of something deeper, but I’ve seen like three couples fighting on the train this week

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Elon was absolutely fucking dumb and reaching toward Nazi levels by 2019

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

We need to come to terms with how fast the right has branded support for Palestine as allegiance to terrorism and a deportation-worthy crime. We're so fucked as a country.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Like I said, a deeply evil school

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Our sick society cries out for the powerful corrective that is Mort Crim’s Chump Of The Week

submitted 104 days ago • 17 comments

Libs have to calm down with the bad nicknames because I have no idea who or what this is referring to

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Columbia University is an evil place and I hope people think twice before choosing to go there. A school like this should be standing up for their students, not letting them get disappeared by the fascist government

submitted 103 days ago • 1 comment

A reminder that a pro-Israel agitator drove his car into a line of Columbia student protesters last May and hit one of the people there to protect them. The charges against him were dropped.

submitted 103 days ago • 30 comments

They should do daylight savings time changes on a Tuesday at like 3pm

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

My wife doesn't really understand actors so every time I talk about Severance I have to reference such people as Derek from Step Brothers, the butler from Mr. Deeds, the guy who told Spider-Man to do a flip, and Medium

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Carrie Fisher really was the best guest star on 30 Rock

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Music fans what’s your favourite note? I’d have to say mine is Middle C. You just can’t beat the classics!

submitted 105 days ago • 389 comments

Sir?

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

I’m still convinced they have some conspiracy against me having more lettuce.

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Best season of The Traitors yet BY FAR and perhaps the best reality/gameshow out there right now

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I like the new Daredevil. Not as good as the original, for sure - script is a little Disney-y, doesn't look as good, and the pacing is a little slow. But it's a pretty damn good show and a worthy successor to the original. Cox and D'Onofrio are perfect.

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

I think if you have a hole in the outfield and there's an outfielder smacking 1.131 OPS halfway through spring training, you simply must give him a shot, right?

submitted 107 days ago • 1 comment

They're higher on the Twins than I think is necessary, but a pretty solid rating on the Tigers and seem to feel about the same about the Royals and Guards as I do. I like it!

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

Jamaal Williams is not taking his release well

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I find it interesting that Canadians are embracing this movement to change the name of an Americano to Canadiano because the original name is essentially calling us little watered down coffee bitches

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

I think it’s evil to advertise a game starting at one time and drop the puck 30 minutes later

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I cannot begin to give a shit what the midterms have in store when it’s nearly fucking impossible to get by day to day

submitted 112 days ago • 1 comment

There has been a lot of chatter today about Zelenskyy's meeting with Trump, some regarding this moment when White House correspondent Brian Glenn asked if the Ukrainian president plans to wear a suit. I want to address idea in this thread. 🧵

submitted 113 days ago • 485 comments

I'm a big fan of Desi Lydic hosting the Daily Show on the non-Jon days

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my GOAT

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Dammit that’s my number

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Straight up evil poll

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

it's "Tenth Avenue Freeze-Out" because every band should have a song about how they all became best friends

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