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To honor pride month $TSLA is bottoming

Some of y’all can’t handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

The best thing about Irish coffee is that it doesn't actually belong to any time of day. Nighttime? Probably shouldn't be drinking coffee. Morning? Probably shouldn't be drinking whiskey. It exists out of time and place. A potion that summons Evil Patricia (Fast Version)

Spotted on Discord. Most amusing. 😆

With Sadie Sink cast in Brand New Day it’s not too much of a stretch to imagine Pete rooming with Angelica Jones and Bobby Drake. That would be cool.

Reposted for the benefit of certain of my followers. You know who you are.

I am ready for my winter hibernation now please.

“When leopards eat each other’s faces, then shall the popcorn tree blossom” - Old African Proverb

O Lord, they fight! I will go call the watch.

Me watching two loathsome oligarchs go at it

Ha! “Ugly bags of mostly water” #tng

Chad suspended visa issuance to US citizens on Thursday after its nationals were included in a US travel ban targeting 12 countries. "Chad has no planes to offer, no billions of dollars to give but Chad has its dignity and pride."

Ah hell. Love me some Noah Hawley. But not sure I have the stomach for Alien anymore.

Just got a reply to a job application email I sent 11 years ago 😑

I remember writing about this with what my editor described as "excessive glee" after their paper won them the Ig Nobel prize.

Someone's angle-grinding, Lord.

Wondering how I did it? I boiled water and added two tablespoons of vinegar, baking soda, and lemon juice. I soaked it for 20 minutes, and after that, it looked the same, so I bought a brand new one.

Scorpion: Hey Frog Frog: What up? Scorpion: Gimme a ride? Frog, who has installed stinger-proofing: Sure. Scorpion: *rides on Frog's back* Scorpion: Fucking ow! Frog: Did you just sting yourself?! Scorpion: Shut up Frog! Frog: Why'd you do that? Scorpion: Just let me out here. Frog: K

We Built This City is a limited series of photo essays by The Continent on African cities. This week, we are in Lilongwe with James Jamu.

I wonder what will Gen Z have to be nostalgic about in 20 years. Taylor Swift, lockdown and fascism?

www.nytimes.com/2025/06/03/w... Trump hates the poor.

This picture from The Witcher 4 is giving Hieronymous Bosch a few seconds before all hell breaks loose

TWO SPELLING BEES IN ONE DAY IS THIS HEAVEN?!

Nice to the receipts collated and indexed.