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mattgill.me
Recovering Archaeologist, GIS Analyst (that’s something to do with computers and maps I think)
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I’m taking over as the menswear guy. Men should rotate through the same four band t-shirts for 35 years. Replace the shirts with identical shirts if the holes in them get big or you get too fat for them

Umpires are just cops who want free hot dogs.

Oh, honey . . . You can’t even get your wife back.

ICE agents have to know they are the bad guys: they are wearing masks, people are yelling at them (even in Republican areas), and their supporters are constantly saying they are not exactly Gestapo which is not an argument you need to make if you are the good guys.

Come on now, those concerns aren’t going to troll themselves

This needs as much coverage as protests or ICE raids. Los Angelenos FTW. ❤️🙌

the fact that it's essentially impossible to hold a federal agent responsible for their unconstitutional behavior should be a bigger deal while federal agents are assaulting a city

a cool thing about living in AZ is that I can look at the forecast, see that's going to be 103 when I'm planning to be outside and think "that's not so hot, it'll be fine"

it really doesn’t matter if someone is in america illegally or not. who cares, grow up

But he did the tweet, you see. That's the thing he does and that's what he's proud of

Not now metaphor

At the ICE raid and subsequent community resistance in Paramount, California this morning, this skater kid ate dozens of munitions from Border Patrol agents, walked away slowly and flipped them off.

The most striking thing about the LA protests is how many people just dropped everything to show up and yell at federal agents. There are people in suits, and carrying dogs, and wearing flip flops or bike helmets. These are not people who planned to do this today. But there they are.

underrated part of being an independent journalist: you can rightfully call tom homan a bitch and not lose your job.

Assaulting law enforcement to stop the certification of the Presidential vote, then getting pardoned: haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Watching your dumbass President’s masked immigration gestapo face citizen resistance: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

What the fuck is the point of paying money to a police department if they won’t protect people from hostile masked kidnappers?

"This is what Trump wants. He wants an insurrection so he can declare martial law." Trump will do what Trump does. The people will do what the people do.

These idiots have grossly underestimated Los Angeles and California.

Sounds bad, but one could argue that lunch with chuck schumer is its own serious consequence

zero percent surprised that a bunch of military assholes had a hazing ritual where they were like "yeah we've got alien tech, don't tell anyone" and then never mentioned it again

Listening to John Rhys Davies tell a young actor to give up on his dreams because of AI. I think I’m in the darkest Comicon

Around the time that Kilmar Abrego Garcia was indicted in the Middle District of Tennessee, the chief of the criminal division in that district posted this on LinkedIn: “Earlier today, after nearly 15 years as an Assistant United States Attorney, I resigned…”

the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will

What are the odds that they send those white South Africans to El Salvador as a bit

the democrats should invite Elon to meet with them. tell him that the meeting is on a patch of sticks and leaves that APPEARS to be sitting atop solid ground. but here is the twist,

must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away

an El Salvador gulag, 2026, three men are talking about what they were sent there for "I opposed Elon Musk," the first says. "I supported Elon Musk," the second says. "I *am* Elon Musk," the third says.

The perfect metaphor for this moment doesn’t exi…

This is a level five Goof Situation, all users report to Riff Stations

Twitter right now

feels just a little bit like that time that general got super mad at putin and started driving to moscow