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submitted 15 hours ago • 138 comments

Is Trump going to put a robot in prison? Can anyone legally bring charges against a robot and not the programmer? Isn't Harrison Ford the only man capable of arresting a robot? Can't the robot just bend the prison bars and escape? Also, can robots get prostate cancer?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

How many Russian officials will be escorted through high rise windows today?

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Maga faithful are slowly realizing that maga actually means: “You elected me to help you dig your own grave”

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Maga would probably buy Trump's "Sun Binoculars"

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Best wishes and love for the Biden family. Cancer sucks.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Here we are at the McMinnville protest today!

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

We had some good signs during the protest in McMinnville today!

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Dude holding “all lives don’t matter” sign has blowed himself up. Shocker.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Will the press ask Trump if he really intends to wear a hooded cape and wield a gnarly old scepter with a glowing monkey skull on the end for his bday tank parade?

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I always wondered what it would be like to live in the Confederacy. I wonder no more.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

BREAKING: After Donald Trump had a 50-foot banner of himself hung from the Dept of Agriculture building, right next to Abraham Lincoln - 3 more banners have mysteriously appeared.

submitted 22 days ago • 19 comments

I could see Bezos buying the blazers and moving them to Seattle. Total dick move that tracks.

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Built this little cedar planter on casters with a few leftover pieces of wood.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

"Texas judge says it's ok to cut your steak with a few well-placed shots from your handgun inside of restaurants."

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments