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matthewjohnson123.bsky.social
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Breaking News: The guy that spent the first 70 years of his life in construction, hospitality, and entertainment, accidentally finds out that our entire labor force runs off of illegal immigration. Oops! #FuckTrump

You realize that if y’all had #voted for #Harris we wouldn’t be where we are now. #FuckTrump

How many #ICE Agents are pardoned Jan 6th #Insurrectionists? #America deserves to know.

Back at it! New hoodie! #UltraBoy or #UltraDaddy #AbDay #Silkies #Tuesday

Boating with Uncle Mike.

Do I have an “Adonis Belt”? #Daddy #DadBod

Hey. Anyone else wear a daily ball stretcher?

Superhero Friday #Friday #NewBeardTrim #Daddy #Vibes #Mustache

@hungskater.bsky.social please get off Twitter / X.

Twitter is such a hellscape of MAGA chucklefuckery

@pressheart64.bsky.social hey Daddy

#MAGA has become the party of outraged Karens. #FuckTrump

Egg Prices! 🥚 #TrumpTariffs

Not bad for 51. #FeelingIt #DadBod #Daddy #Beef #LegsForDays #HomeGym

Henceforth… #MTG #MajorieTaylorGreene will be known as #KlanMom

Active Recovery Day! #FoamRoller #Quads #Silkies #Legs #Daddy #Tattoos

#Trump fans hate #trans folks, but they keep putting Trump's head on other people's bodies. #FUCKMAGA #FUCKTRUMP

I had a #chest #trimming accident. #Chest #ChestHair #Daddy #DadBod #Silkies #FuckTrump #FightMAGA

#Pope visits with #JDVance. Pope dies the next day. Where's #QAnon when you need them?

Butt Zit! #Daddy #ButtZit #Monday

#America is trying to fight a #tradewar while begging for #Eggs. #FuckTrump

Not bad for 51… #Butt #Arse #Daddy #DadBooty #Unfiltered #Wednesday

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People convinced themselves they were in a recession and voted for a guy who’d put them in one.

Many of Trump’s top supporters who helped him win last year are now attacking him over his tariff policy, including Joe Rogan, Ben Shapiro, Dave Portnoy, and Bill Ackman. “We are heading for a self-induced, economic nuclear winter.”

same people who wanted Biden tried for treason over egg prices will watch their retirements evaporate and still vote Trump a third time and I think there’s a religious component to that

Sorry, I’m a little behind… Was it #DEI or a #trans athlete that crashed the #stockmarket? #TrumpTax #Fuck

Confirmed cases of measles in the US. 2020: 13 2021: 49 2022: 121 2023: 59 2024: 285 Total cases: 527 (5-years) 2025: (first 90 days) 628 confirmed cases of measles, and 3 deaths.

I had a #trimming incident… #Daddy #RugbyDaddy #Hairy #Pecs #NSFW #DadBod #Roar #Tattoos #Belly

“This isnt what I voted for” is an odd thing to say when this is exactly what you voted for.

#PamBondi announces the #DOJ is moving heaven and Earth to bring #Tesla vandalists to justice. #DanDongino announces the FBI is concentrating on Tesla vandalists. What better evidence is there that the #Trump administration is only looking out for #Elon and billionaire buds?

Where’s the uh, where’s the 1) Kennedy files 2) UFO proof 3) Epstein files 4) proof of chemtrails 5) and so on Also, why am i not in jail yet? So many people promised i would be. Hmm It’s like they were lied to

Monday vibes… Push workout. Nothing like Chest and Triceps to start your day. #Tattoo #DadBod #Daddy #Monday #HairyChest

Hairy legs. Also.. #FuckTrump #Daddy #BigLegs #FightRacism

1. Topics on Twitter today… The Earth is Flat & We never went to the moon. 2. My butt and legs look amazing in these shorts. #FuckMAFA #FuckTrump #FuckMusk #Silkies #DadBod #Legs

#Biden: Record high stock market. Record job growth. Record low unemployment. Growth, wages, manufacturing up. #Trump: Stock market crashing. Vets, farmers, air traffic controllers, federal employees dumped. 401K's tanking. Recession looming. #MAGA… "This is what I voted for!!!"