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anyone wanna smooch before we all go off to war??

maybe i should go back to being a recluse

welcome to matty’s witching hour

i wish i knew less

time is fake & gay (haven’t left the house in 2 days)

i’m the worst kind of gay guy: boring

i am currently in a state i can only describe as feral

googling “[insert celebrity name] shirtless” used to mean something

there is a twink organist i follow on insta who i will make my husband

Switch 2?? i haven’t even finished the first one yet!

i’ll never been a Fire Island gay—and that’s okay!!

i am constantly surrounded by weeaboos

i don’t think i’ve ever met a straight Matt

Make Net Art Great Again

IMSLP is my best friend

Mendelssohn biopic when??

when is it going to be Prude month?

negging my way to a boyfriend

my peak hours are 7-9am, then it’s all downhill from there

outing myself by calling everyone “girl”

there should be a word for that feeling you feel when you finally realize a picture is AI

i wish i could channel the unbridled gumption Drunk Matt has

gay guys who have The TV are secretly evil

skeeting my way through a mental crisis

i’m the king of tousled hair, i have no equal

gay guy sexy hunky nude boy art 🤮 👎

prog rock summer

down with the twinkness

Alex GHB

not to kink shame, but i’ve never understood what constitutes a “hot” foot

cereal monogamy

the ex i’m always talking about isn’t the ex you think it is

skeeting into the æther

i dress straight but in the most gay way imaginable

fascinated by the way Sargent paints hands

far too in tune with my neural pathways