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My favorite basic bitch @ninakharoufeh.bsky.social has joined this website 😍 Everyone should follow her if you enjoy the worst takes!

NARENDRA, STOP!

It's cool, and feels amazing, to realize that we're going to have a recession because the president thinks that kids have too many dolls now. It's obviously very stupid, but feeling like you should/do have the right to discipline other people's kids is also a core conservative value.

The people within the c suite rarely have any idea what they’re doing. Many fail upward in corporate America. Here’s further evidence of their incompetence.

After today, all reading glasses will be worn at half mast.

Slipped back into a Twitter hole during the superbowl but now that it’s back to being a garbage heap that doesn’t work, I’m back to the bluesky grind. Feels good.

A defiant Mayor Eric Adams, standing in front of a dozen elderly members of the clergy, gives a speech to the assembled media in which it gradually becomes clear that he believes all of the events that happen in Andrew Lloyd Webber's Cats "really happened, right here in New York."

I was so close. #flyeaglesfly

CORPORATE DEI WEBINAR: If you meet someone from East Asia, you should avoid asking "So which kind are you?" JACUZZI DEALERSHIP OWNER: Well, that's it. Time to start the Fourth Reich.

We must win. It is that simple. #flyeaglesfly

SUPERBOWL. KINGS OF THE EAST. WITNESS US. #flyeaglesfly

Saquon could put up 70 points today. LFG BIRDS.

JURGENS IN. #flyeaglesfly

GREASE THE POLES. LFG #flyeaglesfly

Once Elon burns whatever good will he has with his almond brain MAGA thralls, he’s going full Nazi.

It is amazing how well this has worked out so far, by the numbers and also just in terms of what you see at the river crossings and in midtown. No greater proof of how cowed/dorky/incompetent New York Democrats are that none of them can even find it in themselves to take any credit for it.

Bet your ass I’ll be somewhere around the globe for Nails, pal.

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