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We are in the final hours of this wide sale across Cyberpunk!

Watching the Twisted Metal TV series and thinking about how much Agent Stone's goons resemble ICE thugs (although Stone's crew has women in it) who are dumb but heavily armed and immediately fold against an actual threat. Hm. Probably nothing.

I reviewed EVERY SINGLE EPISODE of #BaywatchNights, and now all 10 1/2 HOURS of my reviews are in one handy video! Relive the madness as Mitch von Malibu inexplicably hunts sea monsters! youtu.be/glyHhkbI6SA

The hunter surveys his hunting grounds.

Hey friends, I still have some medical debt so I'm trying to clear out my storage by listing some things. Right now it's a mishmash of musical instruments, kits and crafting stuff, fandom stuff, and antiquing finds I never used. www.ebay.com/usr/knitmeap...

The media and pundits will always make excuses for Trump because he's good for ratings. I'd like to think it's more complicated than that but I'm pretty sure it isn't.

Pool's closed on account of Nazis

Ah, well, nevertheless

Say the line, Bart.

Every WWF story I see is "Triple H Personally Sex Traffics Immigrant to Prison in Sudan" and every AEW story I see is "Some Dude Named Brody Says 'Abolish ICE', Offers to Help Trump Fuck Himself".

*taps mic* Hi, there! I’ve lived all over the country, wet, dry, hot, cold, and high humidity will not only kill your ass dead faster than anything else, it will suuuuuck the entire time you’re dying. Your low resting heart rate won’t do shit when your sweat is a marinade instead of a coolant.

The two prevailing attitudes post-trip -- Grizzly: Next time you take Grizz. Grizz ready to go. Grizz on carrier. Don't leave Grizz. Uschi: You abandoned me and therefore I no longer need to abide by the rules. You broke the covenant first, human.

Icons: The Assembled Edition is the Deal of the Day today over at DriveThru RPG! You can get the PDF of the best-selling superhero RPG for just $6 or 70% off the regular price!

Every time an actor gives a performance immersed in a visual effects environment they are chasing what Bob Hoskins accomplished in WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT. Incredible.

Reading @kierongillen.bsky.social and @mckelvie.bsky.social’s Phonogram (2006) reminds me how long we’ve been complaining about simplistic narratives about the 90s. It’s one of the best books about Britpop, memory and nostalgia.

this used to be the home of alex jones productions and now it is a place where dogs go to learn manners, in case you're worried that progress isn't possible

Hey folks. I know there's a lot going on right now, but I'd really appreciate it if you read this piece I wrote on the perils of raising an autistic child during the era of RFK Jr. and his campaign of insane conspiracies and cruel scare tactics geared toward people on the spectrum.

Thunderbolts with Bagley.

I must shamefully confess that we South Carolinians do have an unfortunate habit of running full tilt into hurdles. Nobody has ever explained jumping to us.

Having just eaten a burrito from Moe's I can relate.

Happy anniversary to Jaws and one of my favorite line reads in cinema. The cherubic fisherman who is so baffled by the idea of a tiger shark he’s probably picturing a shark with tiger legs he can only say:

¡Chinga La Migra! - A Benefit Compilation prioritizing Latine & Indigenous voices from SELA, the Gateway Cities, and other areas targeted by ICE. 100% of proceeds will go to those directly impacted by the ICE raids. If you don't completely fit the requirements but you're impacted, submit anyways!

This week's What's Good is live. New music from The Armed, Blueprint, Lukah & Statik Selektah, Milc & Spinitch, Wednesday, Yaya Bey, and much more. Tap in, tell a friend, and all that good shit. blog.djregular.tech/whats-good-w...

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