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@jimmypardo.com, as a Cardinals fan, I’d like to thank you and your White Sox for actually making us look competent lol

She hates him lmfao #NoKings

Wishing @jimmypardo.com all the best today. The passing of Brian Wilson hit hard. His favorite song was “Little Deuce Coup”. I’m now being told that is false.

AOC: “The girls are fighting, aren’t they?”

@jimmypardo.com, look!!! I know how excited you must be. I understand you enjoy comedy? www.facebook.com/share/16WnqX...

I just went grocery shopping, and I think it would be in my best financial interest to pass away

@thegreatbrianlast.bsky.social hello!! Huge fan of all your content, please please show this to Jim and get his reaction. www.facebook.com/share/v/1C7u...

@scottaukerman.bsky.social My wife is beyond irritated with me now after listening to the 16th Anniversary Special of @cbbworld.bsky.social. More times than not I will respond to questions with, “NAME A MORE ICONIC DUO!” Boy. Life sure is funny…

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@jimmypardo.com I don’t know if you’ve ever watched Apple TV+’s baseball coverage, but it’s worse than electric paint. The announcers sound like lost children.

The new Pope retweeted this calling Trump’s first term immigration policies as an abandonment of American values.

Currently singing this to the tune of Pink Pony Club.

The new Pope from Chicago is now getting advice from Cardinal Malone

Puppets…

@nevernotfunny.bsky.social @jimmypardo.com I guess we know of one thing she isn’t doing.

@jimmypardo.com Eliot’s “Burl Ives” story was so excruciating that it killed the pope a second time.

Wrestlemania 41, the grandest stage of them all* *Brought to you by ass wipes, nitrates, cheap insurance and video games.

[Pushes cowboy hat back, spits tobacco juice, squints into the distance] Well son looks like we got ourselves a conclave

I made this during the AJ match I was bored @maffewgregg.bsky.social #Wrestlemania

ONE IF BY LAND TWO IF BY D.C. the north end church in boston it’s 250 years today @northendpage.bsky.social

@jimmypardo.com the @nevernotfunny.bsky.social curse strikes again!!!! Wink Martindale is hosting the big Bonus Game in the sky.

A protest sign that says "I Beg To Differ"