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👽 Just another useless piece of space junk. 💫 Mostly here to clown around 👨🏻‍💻✨ he/him 🦻🏻 Hearing aid user and 🏳️‍🌈
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jfc zohran mamdani is 🥵🥵🥵

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I need white people to start listening to Teyana Taylor

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but: Try putting different types of vinegar on heavy, greasy foods like pizza and mac ‘n’ cheese. 🤤 It really pops!

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Does anyone know what happened to Macklemore? It feels like he fell off the face of the planet after inventing rap music

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Seeing Sunset Blvd. was quite literally a life-changing experience — which I say as someone who generally hasn’t loved musicals before this year. I know people want to hate on Nicole, but she is downright incredible in this show. I cried leaving the theater, and I feel lucky to have experienced it

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TONY WINNER NICOLE SCHERZINGER 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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COLE!! #Tonys

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Baseball butts drive me nuts

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I need to make a massive batch of Sunday sauce and meatballs soon or I’m gonna die

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It’s time for me to admit that I just don’t like dirty sodas. I tried; the Mormons can keep it.

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#BaldursGate3 really expects me not to love a character this cvnty??

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WHY are the Miis on the Switch 2 still just as ugly as the old Wii versions??

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movies are so back deadline.com/2025/06/atta...

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i’m ok with being the only person excited for this movie

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

the theme song for this era of the united states www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEam...

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stand up and applaud if you have PRIDE 🌈

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Pride is here.

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Happy #Pride!

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Liking Mistress Isabelle Brooks is a red flag 🚩

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

I saw “Tom Cruise and the Last Reckoning,” and it was fine I guess!

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Headed to Claire’s to pierce my tits if anyone wants to join

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

what does it mean if my mood ring turns to vantablack

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I went to Korean BBQ with a coworker who only ate meat and rice the entire time. I would have been annoyed… but it just meant more banchan for me 😁

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Now that the “final” Mission Impossible movie is out, I can finally share some exciting news: I’ve been cast as Ethan Hunt in the upcoming reboot of the franchise 😊 It was between Glen Powell and myself for the role, but I got the gig in the end! 🙌🏻 Can’t wait to start filming 🎥

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Was going through old files & came across these logo workups I made when my former partner was buying a cannabis company & wanted to refresh their logo. I still love these concepts, even though they weren't used; I really wanted them to have a cleaner look than the other cannabis brands at the time.

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maybe it failed because it's a cool idea saddled with a lame, one-word title that doesn't tell you *anything* about the content of the show? deadline.com/2025/05/laid...

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Love it when I successfully catch our IT department’s simulated phishing emails

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

oops i forgot sunscreen today 🙈

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

i hate it when people ask me what my dream job is because that would imply i dream of labour

submitted 16 days ago • 4 comments

🤡 🤡 🤡

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lemon party dot org

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Zoom needs a STOP TALKING react for when a meeting has gone over time and people keep bringing up new discussion topics

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment