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mattsfk.bsky.social
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I’m ashamed to say I haven’t caught on to the conventions for hashtags on Threads. It’s probably very simple or I’m over thinking it. Am I to understand you have to make a conscious effort to cleverly integrate your desired theme word into each post? That’s nice, like constant little word games.

I’ll get a surge of motivation to post or reply to some controversial or hugely bad take. Then I think of the comment back-and-forth, the arguing… and honestly the idea is just so exhausting. So I don’t (or practically ever) 🤐 #lurker

People out here thinking race is biological. Go to schoooooool, read a book, fuck

Ohhhh new pope droppin’ today Can I get a Hail Mary? Or something something Catholic, hollaaaa

Imagine signatures *actually* had to be carbon copies each time. Society would have crumbled years ago. Anyone else who used to practice signing on scraps of paper as a kid, thinking they had to be perfect replicas? 😂

Is #BlueSky interesting yet? 🥱 Someone wake me when the mass exodus has fully realized

A ‘life update’ on #LinkedIn that your ex-husband is now your current boyfriend. Just… why? It’s such a joke platform—corporate and professional ‘content’ is a sick cosplay of normality.

‘Like tamagotchi for self-care’ makes no fucking sense

“🎂 Let them know you’re thinking about them!” No

Must. Refrain. From. Posting snarky comment targeting one human being I barely even rub shoulders with on social media #ChoosingKindnessToday

This Katy Perry space farce further fuels my hunger for some prise de la Bastille-level rioting right now #EatTheRich

So I've been grappling with consolidating my Apple IDs (one that I deleted completely) and have had to uninstall and reinstall a bunch of apps. Of course I failed to realize I'd lose all my artwork on Procreate. HOW'S YOUR SUNDAY GOING?

Anyone remember playing Dink Smallwood?

I accidentally brushed my teeth with eczema creme. That’s how tired I am. I hope I don’t die 🙃

This metro wagon smells like a toilet 🥰 #Montreal

I can't be the only one whose iPhone to Mac notifications are on the fritz since updating to 18.3? I'M GOING TO SCREAM #iOS

No one: - Lady Gaga: "Pay a toll, to the AYNE-GELLS" #Abracadabra

This last year and a half has taught me to live with (and accept) the constant disappointment of once appreciated brands, personalities, and figures who've expressed their true colours. Honestly, I don't even care anymore, I'm sick of lamenting, justifying, and rationalizing. Good riddance!

Not Alexa shaming and blaming my router for shoddy internet when bish, you're literally the problem. Ostie que je l'haïs.

Imagine if my content was actually engaging in any way You can achieve greatness by doing the bare minimum—I think that’s the moral of the story (or something)

Just announced to my SO that I was now ready to move onto the next plane of existence, and he was totally on board! But first: finish our pizzas and this episode Severance

Just witnessed a total ‘Sliding Doors’ moment right in front of my very eyes on the metro but instead of Gwenyth, it was NOT Gwenyth. That’s it, that’s my story

When you come out of the hairdresser looking like Count von Count but are too defeated to protest #ThisIsMyLifeNow

Oh, I’m just a packet of nerves pretending to be a regular human person

It’s still totally weird intentionally mispronouncing Vietnamese words in French to order food… and still be misunderstood 😂

Hmm maybe it’s time to revisit learning Mandarin or Cantonese seriously

I just turned on (? the?) #fediverse. I have no idea what I'm doing 😌

We've relegated Apple AI to the list of over-hyped bungled "innovations", right? You'll find it in the same figurative discount bin as Apple Maps circa 2012 #tech #apple

My toxic trait is shaming and arguing with LLMs

My like-to-comment ratio on the socials is probably 100:1. That's still contributing to humanity, right? I mean... I'm still part of the conversation, RIGHT? #LazyOrJustShy?

The dystopian nightmare continues: mundane language learning apps are now asking for my blood type

Spent way too much cognitive energy understanding in-app passwords, remembering forgotten credentials, deeming @openvibe_app useless, to finally get cross posting on Thread and Bluesky to work with Fedica (cool, I guess). Now I have nothing really to say? 😪

Practically horizontal all day. Hay fever's a bitch. Make my sinuses great again.

For ONCE I would like for the algorithm to show me “vocal coach reacts” vids that are not cringe

No that’s not a hickey it’s literally eczema, thank you for noticing

YES I am fully aware that skinny jeans are out but in my défense I’m a fucking ✨MILENNIAL✨

I'm showing my age or sharp mental deterioration, but the #spotify desktop app is become increasingly confusing to navigate 📉

Do the algos have the ability to discern “I’m liking this to react but not because I hate the poster, just what’s reported”? It seems unfair otherwise

Me just responding to people but it’s fade-off banter 🎙️

Why post feelings on #linkedin? Just why?

I feel it’s been so long since the collective we have used ‘androgynous’ as a descriptor. I have no data to back this up tho