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mattwaler.com
I make websites, lift weights, and play tennis. How well? Not very.
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My favorite new bit is telling my fiancé “I kiss him on the mouth” every time our dog does something disgusting.

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i’m losing it

The most obvious lesson to draw from the leaked Signal chat is that these people really are morons. It's not a public act, it's not a schtick, there's not some secret back room where they drop the facade. They are genuinely stupid, incompetent people.

sell peanut butter in wide tubs, not deep jars. tired of gettin pb on my knucks

Measles was declared eliminated from the United States in 2000 by the World Health Organization due to the success of vaccination efforts. It's back and now in 18 states? Why? Anti-vaxxers.

daredevil is so anti-cop it's so great lmao

Turn down the radio. Turn off the television. Listen. Listen to the birds. They're talking mad shit about you, loser

We expected 2,000 people out in GOP-held Greeley, Colorado. 11,000 people showed up. Something special is happening, folks. Now is the time to organize in every dimension possible and get to work.

The United States of America is the only major country on earth that does not guarantee health care as a human right. The result: We rank dead last among wealthy nations in life expectancy. We must end that international embarrassment. Yes. We need Medicare for All.

Roses are red Violets are blue

Anyways...

I don’t know who decided coffee should come in ‘small’ sizes, but I hope they step on a Lego every day for the rest of their life

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social

its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further

Please like this post if you're as tired of "winning" as I am. #IncompetentKrasnov

Every post now: "I vibe coded this in 1 hour using OpenFart v2. Looking forward to trying this out in Buttski Alpha 0"

Instead of using ChatGPT, why not just get a family member to lie to you while they set fire to a tree?

unfortunately true 👇

"Elbows up!" Canadians. 🇨🇦❤️

2 day change -1,400 (always a tweet)

Finally beat Chronos in #Hades2. Nobody beats Matt Waler 36 times in a row… 😂

Democracy dies in primer… #bezos

Sunday Times.

i work on the severed floor of the combination pizza hut and taco bell

Could not agree more. The Prez & VP are shameful, embarrassing Putin puppets & a disgrace to our country. 🤮 #SlavaUkraine 🇺🇦

i like how the prank of rickrolling was just making somebody listen to a popular and generally well liked song. like, haha, made you listen to one of the 80’s best pop hits, you loser

Getting there. 🪡 #crossstitch

If you watch “Jaws” backwards, it is a heart-warming story about a shark giving out limbs to the disabled.

McKenzie Bezos do you like alternative rock

Made a new lamp you can control by clapping. The claps are processed by chatgpt and the lamp data mines your dreams. It's disrupting the lamp industry. Dozens are dead.

WWJD? He'd smite them.

i love mobile game ads. i watch every one in its entirety. i will never download any of them but they have spent $500,000 on me specifically

The Google AI results at the top of searches are so pointless. We have a resource (the internet!) that knows everything, and instead of going to the source, it's like you asked your stupid cousin who is trying to recall the information from a podcast he heard last week.

I hope. #Superman

weird, they get mad at you? usually when i tell jokes people laugh. skill issue i guess

Super Gamma Bros.

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In 2019, RFK Jr visited Samoa to spread anti-vax lies, spurring a measles outbreak that led to the deaths of 83 people - mostly children. We can’t let that tragedy repeat in Texas. The MMR vaccine is 97% effective at preventing measles. Let’s stop the spread. www.cbsnews.com/news/texas-m...