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mattwaler.com
I make websites, lift weights, and play tennis. How well? Not very.
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My favorite new bit is telling my fiancé “I kiss him on the mouth” every time our dog does something disgusting.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Text STOP to opt out of Houthi air strikes. Standard text messaging rates may apply.

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

i’m losing it

submitted 77 days ago • 521 comments

The most obvious lesson to draw from the leaked Signal chat is that these people really are morons. It's not a public act, it's not a schtick, there's not some secret back room where they drop the facade. They are genuinely stupid, incompetent people.

submitted 77 days ago • 1142 comments

sell peanut butter in wide tubs, not deep jars. tired of gettin pb on my knucks

submitted 79 days ago • 219 comments

Measles was declared eliminated from the United States in 2000 by the World Health Organization due to the success of vaccination efforts. It's back and now in 18 states? Why? Anti-vaxxers.

submitted 79 days ago • 416 comments

daredevil is so anti-cop it's so great lmao

submitted 79 days ago • 7 comments

Turn down the radio. Turn off the television. Listen. Listen to the birds. They're talking mad shit about you, loser

submitted 79 days ago • 50 comments

We expected 2,000 people out in GOP-held Greeley, Colorado. 11,000 people showed up. Something special is happening, folks. Now is the time to organize in every dimension possible and get to work.

submitted 81 days ago • 3828 comments

The United States of America is the only major country on earth that does not guarantee health care as a human right. The result: We rank dead last among wealthy nations in life expectancy. We must end that international embarrassment. Yes. We need Medicare for All.

submitted 81 days ago • 1280 comments

Roses are red Violets are blue

submitted 82 days ago • 2574 comments

Anyways...

submitted 83 days ago • 197 comments

I don’t know who decided coffee should come in ‘small’ sizes, but I hope they step on a Lego every day for the rest of their life

submitted 87 days ago • 125 comments

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

submitted 88 days ago • 486 comments

@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further

submitted 95 days ago • 90 comments

Please like this post if you're as tired of "winning" as I am. #IncompetentKrasnov

submitted 90 days ago • 1728 comments

Every post now: "I vibe coded this in 1 hour using OpenFart v2. Looking forward to trying this out in Buttski Alpha 0"

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submitted 95 days ago • 73 comments

Instead of using ChatGPT, why not just get a family member to lie to you while they set fire to a tree?

submitted 98 days ago • 42 comments

unfortunately true 👇

submitted 98 days ago • 86 comments

"Elbows up!" Canadians. 🇨🇦❤️

submitted 98 days ago • 41 comments

2 day change -1,400 (always a tweet)

submitted 98 days ago • 87 comments

Finally beat Chronos in #Hades2. Nobody beats Matt Waler 36 times in a row… 😂

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Democracy dies in primer… #bezos

submitted 99 days ago • 395 comments

Sunday Times.

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i work on the severed floor of the combination pizza hut and taco bell

submitted 101 days ago • 25 comments

Could not agree more. The Prez & VP are shameful, embarrassing Putin puppets & a disgrace to our country. 🤮 #SlavaUkraine 🇺🇦

submitted 102 days ago • 1643 comments

i like how the prank of rickrolling was just making somebody listen to a popular and generally well liked song. like, haha, made you listen to one of the 80’s best pop hits, you loser

submitted 103 days ago • 159 comments

Getting there. 🪡 #crossstitch

submitted 103 days ago • 238 comments

If you watch “Jaws” backwards, it is a heart-warming story about a shark giving out limbs to the disabled.

submitted 103 days ago • 183 comments

McKenzie Bezos do you like alternative rock

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Made a new lamp you can control by clapping. The claps are processed by chatgpt and the lamp data mines your dreams. It's disrupting the lamp industry. Dozens are dead.

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WWJD? He'd smite them.

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submitted 109 days ago • 83 comments

i love mobile game ads. i watch every one in its entirety. i will never download any of them but they have spent $500,000 on me specifically

submitted 109 days ago • 4 comments

The Google AI results at the top of searches are so pointless. We have a resource (the internet!) that knows everything, and instead of going to the source, it's like you asked your stupid cousin who is trying to recall the information from a podcast he heard last week.

submitted 109 days ago • 275 comments

I hope. #Superman

submitted 109 days ago • 1 comment

weird, they get mad at you? usually when i tell jokes people laugh. skill issue i guess

submitted 110 days ago • 1 comment

Super Gamma Bros.

submitted 111 days ago • 3 comments

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submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

In 2019, RFK Jr visited Samoa to spread anti-vax lies, spurring a measles outbreak that led to the deaths of 83 people - mostly children. We can’t let that tragedy repeat in Texas. The MMR vaccine is 97% effective at preventing measles. Let’s stop the spread. www.cbsnews.com/news/texas-m...

submitted 112 days ago • 892 comments