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Chris Woakes having one of those days where he looks like a bowling machine

When will politicians enforce afternoon beer gardening for the masses on days like today

My ability to have a massive sneezing fit on the way back from a night out in London is unmatched

Props to the train driver of my Southeastern train for realising that I had no idea the train had actually arrived and was shorter than I thought it was, so gave me a shout to scoot down the platform so I could actually get on

90mph from Josh Tongue 👀👀

I would get yourself another political director pal

His name is the One Billy Gunn

Arsenal should take great heart from that game

Never has a man spent more time in hospital since Dr House

In retrospect the MASTERFUL GAMBIT SIR joke was probably the most trenchant piece of political analysis of the last five years

Must say, being in a public setting for a game like tonight, nothing beats it even as a sort of neutral, the reactions to that second free kick, woof

WHEN Harry Kane big dogs to take Englands next free kick

Blue Labour MP and character from the Beano, apparently

Think Surrey might regret not having a proper spinner…

Parents have got a new cat - searching for names - best cat name recommendations go

V “the internet is not a big truck, it’s a series of tubes’ vibes from this

HANNAH INGRAM-MOORE: [Yelling]

I like Mackie generally in stuff but he’s not a lead - Altered Carbon S2 also suffered because he was such a departure in performance from Kinnaman in S1

They've got Santa surrounded

“In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Those affected receive a small apartment & counselling with no preconditions. 4 out of 5 people affected make their way back into a stable life. And all this is CHEAPER than accepting homelessness.”

Going to hold my posts till more news emerges…

Not saying he’s close to Messi, but Salah is probably at the moment the closest the PL has seen to Messi?

One of the many ways you can tell Kemi Badenoch is too online is she keeps using “DEI” which is not a term used by UK organisations. America Brain is real and Kemi has it. She’ll be talking about jaywalking next.

It’s like the Starship Enterprise holodeck had a dropdown menu of alternate worlds, all of which were the holodeck on the Starship Enterprise, but with different carpet.

I am at Abba Voyage. I’d say this is an unlikely place for me to be, but, well, I have already lived through the Abba live dinner thing at the O2

Open AI-drian Chiles.

As someone who used to live in Zone 2, and now lives in Zone 5…I’m afraid Central is Zone 1 to a Londoner - but I could see how you could extend it to Zone 2 (Fulham, Canary Wharf, etc) if you weren’t one

Was Tsimikas always that bad? Jeez

England players at least try and get caught right on the boundary

What if GTA6 is a 15 minute city

Just the triple wicket maiden, then, from Saqib

"If you miss #TheTraitors, don't worry, The Apprentice is back next week" yeah alright, if you miss Christmas don't worry, it's Ash Wednesday next week. Fuck are you on about.

Frankie and Alexander never have to pay for a drink again. Jake and Leanne must buy everyone a drink at any pub they enter. #TheTraitors