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Filmmaker | MOAR housing MSP | Car-free urbanist | UMN CLA Alum | almost DaVinci Resolve certified - Matty tweets RE urbanism, MSP, Wolves NBA basketball, and filmmaking. Smash the patriarchy.
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I fucking hate seeing people endorse Rainville.

I take a 15 minute walk to Stray Dog and the Loons score two more? Cool.

Just saw @wesburdine.bsky.social on the Loons broadcast and sure enough a goal shortly followed.

I could get with a Wolves/Nuggets rematch in the WCF.

Pretty sure I just witnessed a dude sitting down on a skateboard, gyrating around a street sign. Not sure if it was masturbatory or not but I don’t kink shame. Maybe Minneapolis is dangerous. Heh.

This is hilarious.

Being surrounded by people who insist on using cars to get around in a relatively dense urban environment is the worst. Any Euros out there willing to marry&support me so I can live in central Paris? You can just pay for my own place and expenses. We don’t need to live together. Please re-skeet.

Was at a conference dinner a while back and one guy said "The future is AI. It doesn't replace senior developers, but no more need for juniors." To which i replied: "Where do you think senior developers come from. Straight from the womb?" He went quiet, then wandered off to a different huddle.

~45% of US corn production is now used to make ethanol, mostly for mixing into gasoline. That's ~13% of all US crop land already used for energy production. Using some of the same land for solar panels would capture 50-100 times more energy per acre.

Well, I’m at Modern Times and it’s the slowest I’ve ever seen it here. Incoming recession confirmed.

We need to normalize this until we limit car traffic to enable this to overwhelm car traffic. Car traffic sucks.

also you all need to see this, because this is something I don't think *anybody* could predict for where this ad goes

Let’s go!

Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie Mickey 34

The so-called "masculinity crisis" is only a problem for those whose identity and self-worth relies on a patriarchal society that unfairly grants men greater power at birth

Sunset in Minneapolis.

This was justified tonight. I’m not saying the Wolves won because of my dream but positive thinking (rather than the alternative) always seems to help.

The other night, I had a reoccurring dream in which I’m frantically trying to get to the airport late for a flight. It’s always a very anxious dream and I never make the flight. Until this last time. I felt no anxiety and I successfully made it. It must be a good sign. Probably means Wolves in 5.

Spouse: Sorry, honey. My ring battery died so it will be offline for a couple of hours. See you after work!

Imagine being a Lakers fan wearing a Lakers jersey at Target Center right now.

I don't say "eat my ass" because I'm kink-shaming but because I'm fairly certain the people I'm inviting wouldn't like it and I want the opportunity to shit into their mouths.

It’s going to be lit at Target Center tonight. 🐺🏀

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Taylor is out here putting in the work that our state’s largest circulating daily should be doing but will never

I just watched a half minute (I quit watching quickly) of a group of randos filming themselves saying the Wolves are too small for the Lakers. Uh huh.

Hoo boy, biking from the river up to highland park for my kid’s softball game after not regularly biking over the winter and a decent headwind was a challenge today. Taking the Minnehaha diagonal into the wind to get to the Ford bridge added to the workout. The ride home was easy peasy.