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Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?" Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.

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ok but imagine Jackie Chan fighting all the members of the polycule in and around this thing

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lol why would they admit what time the change was made. who the fuck else is up at 3 am crying about white genocide in south africa

submitted 9 days ago • 107 comments

anything that at any point you loved but then became too cool for, know that someday you will turn back to that thing and say "oh. no. you were fine, you were more than fine. it is I who was cringe"

submitted 9 days ago • 77 comments

I forgot about bluesky again but I was pulled back by the sheer force of a The Swimmer reference

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I must not be the first person to bring this up But there has never been a more vindicated guy

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"Age verification" laws are actually "upload your ID or get your face scanned to access every website, ending anonymity and associating your identity with everything you do online" laws and if more people understood that they would not be down for this authoritarian nonsense

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I knew lowtax. I worked with lowtax. And you sir are definitely lowtax

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Becoming a “thank you for your service” guy for a car dealership is the logical endpoint of American conservatism

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Tonight an unbelievable 34,000 people gathered for our Denver rally to take on billionaires and win our country back. This was the largest political gathering in Denver since Obama in 2008. Also bigger than the 2024 DNC. And the largest ever rally in Bernie’s career (and obviously, mine too).

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Sickos.jpg

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Defaulted on my burger loan and they repossessed my turds :(

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I believe in fashion-based voters suppression. If you're in your 20s and your mom still buys all your clothes you can't vote. If you primarily wear hoodies you got from an oil company you can't vote. If you wear those jeans that make it look like your ass is melting you can't vote

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Life is like a box of chocolates: every time you buy one someone else steals all the good ones and pokes their fingers in the rest to check if it's caramel or whatever so you can't even enjoy all the shitty ones

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I got a new bike, then I fell off my bike And heaven knows I'm miserable now

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1.) I'm a huge fucking loser who eats human shit for fun (I do not like the taste but enjoy the activity)

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49% of Troy was like "they tried to kill us yesterday" but 51 were chanting HORSE! HORSE! really loud

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It is truly fucking wild how the introductory thesis of this argument is, "As we all know, men will find any loophole they can to be sex criminals and degenerates. My primary source on this is me, a degenerate."

submitted 84 days ago • 66 comments

it's always obvious who views politics as a game they're trying to win when they equate the people who are actively dismantling the welfare state with a chainsaw to the people who want everyone to have healthcare and food

submitted 85 days ago • 11 comments

Nic Cage is right: "Robots cannot reflect the human condition for us. That is a dead end. If an actor lets one AI robot manipulate his or her performance even a little bit, an inch will eventually become a mile and all integrity, purity and truth of art will be replaced by financial interests only.”

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The Clown Paradox: the more negative the online review of a clown is, the funnier the clown sounds

submitted 88 days ago • 59 comments

If I was the new head of LucasFilm, I would simply fuck up and get fired and receive a severance package large enough to retire off of 20 times for some reason. Sorry about your media tho!

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I am thinking once again about how in October 1984 CRIMES OF PASSION and BODY DOUBLE were released within a week of one another. This is what we had. We were once a nation of perverts.

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discovered that Little Caesar’s has an Apple Watch app and it’s just this image that you can’t interact with in any way

submitted 92 days ago • 119 comments

Who needs sleep when you have the films of Trudi the chimp to watch

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

put the q-tip wherever you want man we're all gonna fuckin die anyway

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eat shit you fascist fucks!!!! fuck you!!!

submitted 93 days ago • 8 comments

LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN

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think i might start believing in "orbs"

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Happy Valentine’s Day from the Star Trek Deep Space Nine baseball card of Odo having sex for the first time

submitted 99 days ago • 58 comments

I rode the back of the bus. I buried Dr. King. You want me to participate in your little hate-a-thon against some other group? Kindly kiss my black ass.

submitted 100 days ago • 93 comments

My 100th birthday... in prison? - This is abuse.

submitted 101 days ago • 375 comments

falcon hood + safe feeling? falcon hood adults humans falcon hood discount code

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Dem leadership's refusal to meaningfully interfere with the GOP's coup is true class solidarity.

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The thing about devil's advocate is that it's usually demons telling the damned that hell "isn't really THAT bad"

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you know in The Menu where anya taylor joy is the main character but she's there with a guy who's rich and extremely precious and pretentious about food and fine dining without really knowing anything about it. and he's extremely annoying about it and unpleasant generally. that's what im like

submitted 108 days ago • 11 comments

A thing the internet can be bad about is having a moderate level of knowledge of something. Complete dumbasses get to say stuff, experts get to say stuff, but anywhere in between and you get 10 people in the comments trying to prove they know more, and fuck that it’s totally fine to be learning

submitted 108 days ago • 13 comments

NO

submitted 109 days ago • 14 comments

Big steppa, underground methods

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If you like niche internet heroes, a woman in Vancouver is LEGENDARY for her fashion articles. Recently she's been especially focused on Alexander McQueen collections which is why they've been showing up on the main page all the time. It's crazy how much she singlehandedly does to document art!!!

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