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maulmeaterson.bsky.social
GENTLE SOUL IN LOVE WITH THE DEEP MYSTERIES OF THE UNIVERSE
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Gonna start publicly shaming myself into finishing my novel. 90010 words, target of 200000

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Rough year for electoral favorites with the initials P.P. 1) Pierre Poilievre 2) Pierbattista Pizzaballa 3) Pietro Parolin #Conclave #Elections2025

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

"He died unexpectedly" always refers to 'when' he died and not 'how.'

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

I love being a big, beefy bro because, no matter how intellectual and modern Andrea is, and no matter how dumb and silly I am, there is a part of her lizard brain that lights up when I'm doing yard work and says "Uff da, I bet he could fight off so many sabertooth tigers."

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

They might need the play-off music from the Oscars or Cory Booker may just keep going forever.

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

"It's always darkest before the dawn" is a weird phrase because that is objectively not how the sun and light work.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

"Rewind" shall be renamed to "Fast Backwards" #MaulMeaterson2028

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

It's weird that the American President is openly talking about the Anschluss of Canada, and folks are (maybe rightly?) just brushing it off as the silly ramblings of a demented old man.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

My entire life, Americans have worried that we import too much, despite the fact that we are literally one of the least importing nations in the history of mankind.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Gonna take a shot anytime someone says "Uff da" or "Ope" on the new season of Love Is Blind. #MN @solsticerose.bsky.social

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

People on medical dramas often give people whole blood even though it would be healthier to give skim. @solsticerose.bsky.social

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

There's a non-zero chance that future historians will view the Kendrick-Drake feud as the opening act of aggression in the First Canadio-American War.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Somewhere in the multiverse, President Harris is watching a 34-31 shootout between the Buffalo Bills and the Minnesota Vikings.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments