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Thoroughly exhausted Boomer. DC native living in Texas. Creative, funny and formally kind. Zero Fucks.
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Brownshirt ICE rolled up to my local Home Depot today and got the F-off treatment. Shoutout to this woman because this is exactly how it’s done. No badge, face covered = F*ck all the way off. 📌 It’s on us citizens to stand up for our vulnerable brothers and sisters.

Trump's parade could have been an email

Seniors in Salt Lake City heading out for a #nokingsprotest in front of their assisted living facility.

I love how Comey helped hand 2016 to Trump and every conservative wants him dead for it for some reason

I had literally just signed the paperwork on my dolls/tiny screws factory in the US. 😩

@RepJasmine @JasmineForUS spitting FACTS‼️ No Lies Detected ‼️ 💯 🎯

Undocumented immigrants paid an effective federal income tax rate of 5.27% in 2022. That means they paid a higher effective tax rate than 5 of the richest Americans…and a higher effective tax rate than 55 mega corporations. So let me ask you: who are the real freeloaders?

Many products sold in the U.S. are made in El Salvador. In response to the El Salvador president’s statements today, we’re calling for an immediate boycott of all Salvadoran-made goods. Please help by listing any products or brands made in El Salvador in the comments below.

We are now living a shit hole country

Called my congressman who voted for the SAVE act. Me: What documents will I need to vote if this passes? Staffer: a DL and birth certificate. Me: The documents don’t match Staffer: Then a marriage certificate. Me: Will my husband need the marriage certificate too? Staffer: No Me: See the problem?

Antarctica Tariffs Announced It's about time those deadbeat slackers started pulling their weight... 🐧 💰 🐧 💰 🐧 💰

Lemme know when the stock market hits 1929! (rimshot) (cow moo) (old-timey car horn) (boooooing! noise) (edge of the sky cracking open to let in spectral ice-spiders)

The fact that everything around us is burning to the ground & some people still have no clue that they voted for the arsonist or are complicit in the arson is absolutely mind boggling. People are ok with it so long as the black woman isn’t their President 🤯. America, we have a problem!

DO IT!!!

Keep boycotting.

Pete Buttigieg breaks down DEI for everyday folks… “The opposite of diversity is uniformity. The opposite of equity is inequity. The opposite of inclusion is exclusion.” @petebuttigieg.bsky.social Our problem: too many value uniformity over inclusion and they’re the ones running the government. 🧵

YouTube’s play button doing the lord’s work

Cool so what happens if GOP attach a national abortion ban to a CR? You'll vote for that too? 🚮

So let me get this straight, Gavin Newsom desperate to platform MAGA, Chuck Schumer is defacto supporting the CR. What’s the point of an opposition party again?

A sequel 41 years in the making, Spinal Tap II: The End Continues will arrive in theaters in September 2025. Watch the first teaser trailer → cons.lv/U8nZRA

They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.

Wow. The Supreme Court just denied Donald Trump‘s bid to cancel $2 billion in USAID spending in a 5-4 vote. Rare SCOTUS win! Cue Donald’s unhinged all-caps meltdown. 🍿

And Dems will continue to “reach out“. Fuck that noise.

“DO YOUR JOB!” TEXAS: @RepKeithSelf’s turn

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Republican Congressman HUMILIATED at his town hall today. KEEP IT UP TEAM!

Volodymyr Zelensky's Oval Office visit ended early when Donald Trump and JD Vance began angrily yelling at him. Here's why women like Kamala Harris and Hillary Clinton are too emotional to be president.

You first.

Fucking disgraceful @msnbc.com

NEW: Did Elon just create a secret IT contracting vehicle at OPM to avoid Congressional and public oversight? We need to get more eyes on this so please share my latest (always free): www.muellershewrote.com/p/did-elon-j...

Hey NYTimes — *now* you’re lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of “Sauron: Avatar Of Evil… Or Extreme Uniter?” thumbsucker reporting you’re screaming what we’ve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off.

“People can change anything they want to and that means everything in the world. Show me any country and there’ll be people in it. It’s time to take the humanity back into the center of the ring and follow that for a time. Think on that. Without people, you’re nothing” ~ Joe Strummer