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Photographer and commission miniature painter based in Glasgow 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Nonbinary ADHD gremlin Profile pic: @altformat
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favorite dumb comics thing is how some american guy doing too much coke in the 80s would invent a terrible superhero like "sandwich boy" as a joke and then some british guy doing too many sedatives in the 90s would be like "sandwich boy can create a 'reality sandwich' and is thus a living god"

See it (a horse) Say it ("horse!") Sorted (everyone else now has the opportunity to behold the horse)

Mark You have always been free. You have always written whatever you want You own your own publishing imprint What are you talking about you mop

"Send more cabs"

if Thunberg is brave enough to repeatedly put herself directly in harm’s way, then journalists can be brave enough to say that a civilian vessel was illegally seized in international waters, and its crew abducted

Dear internet assholes: if you’re barging into my posts about long COVID and being a dick about masks, you’re probably not operating in good faith. But since it’s not widely known: You can catch COVID even masked if enough shitheads aren’t wearing one. This is why we need you to do the right thing

just started having recency bias and i love it. easily the best bias

It was a shit idea when Blair wouldn't shut up about it and it's a shit idea now

NEW: Labour councillors joined Tories to vote AGAINST prohibiting arms manufacturers from using public parks in Edinburgh to test equipment It comes after Leonardo tested its equipment in the Braid Hills area last year, prompting public anger www.thenational.scot/news/2521857...

It's Underpants Gnomes all the way down

The deer in Phoenix Park are the tamest I've ever seen

Nothing makes a stronger argument for UK abortion law reform than the guidance quietly put out earlier this year by the National Police Chiefs’ Council on how to criminalise women who suffer late pregnancy loss. We cannot, we must not, emulate Trump's America in our approach to reproductive rights.

News from the world of companies using AI to cheat, lie, and steal. Share this story. It is despicable, and what’s worse, in due time it’s going to be tragically typical and unremarkable. Unless we fight them. NOW. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Alba aren't sending their best

Part of the ongoing narrative that Labour just has to do better at explaining their wonderful ideas to the thicko public and they'll start winning back the voters. If only these dumdums could grasp just how luxurious the fabric of the emperor's new clothing is, how magnificent the pattern.

Another win for women's rights

The heavy intercessor half of an Indomitus Kill Team. Over 90% of the chapter was wiped out, but one of the things they died to protect was the ship which housed all the chapter relics, so every survivor gets a cool gun

Every day is a fresh exercise in "you thought this government couldn't get any worse?"

This should terrify everybody - "Shabana Mahmood will consider overhauling medical and legal convention that medical treatment must receive the consent of the individual." [Times]

Preposterous country

Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?" Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.

fuck eurovision, free palestine

Scottish Trans Women are the BEST! Fucking BRILLIANT! www.thepinknews.com/2025/05/17/s...

listen guys stop virtue signalling, eurovision is for everyone

Love how chunky Inceptors are

Had to get this out of my head and into the world

Starmer reminds me of the sad polis in Andor who lives with his mum

www.thenational.scot/news/2515401...

Can't wait for Star Wars to do a few more logic gates

All this "we don't want Reform to get in so we'll enact their entire policy platform for them" stuff is very telling. Labour don't care what they do with power so long as they're the ones who have it

“Bustin’ makes me feel good”