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Being at an event yesterday and told people what I do and the immediate disinterest that would ensue?? 😂😂😂 It is fine! 🙃

I had to make a trip into the city and my brain works in mysterious ways

I was going to post “I’m exciting for a larger washer and dryer in the new place. The loads will be huge” and you little gremlins immediately in my mind came up

Three pints in babesss

I blame it on the edit

No shame but maybe stay away from bottoming this Pride month, Apple 😂 or eat some bananas!

How is it that Boston Rob sounds EXACTLY the same but is so different. Also the fucking ball cap is going to haunt me lmao

I’m working on my RuPaul laugh. The fiance thinks it is pretty good

I’m pooped from today 😭. No one ask me for anything for the rest of the day

Such a good day 🥹🥹🥹

Alright yall. Season 8 survivor for yall fiends. Second survivor season I’m watching

The closet coffee shop we got is a Dunkin’ in the new place and I guess I’ll have to run on it ya know???

Everyone knows when the anonymous questions has “y’all” it is from me at work 💀💀💀

The brain space given back to me now with a signed new lease???? Whewwwww immaculate

HOLY SHIT. WOWOWOWOW. WE GOT THE EXTRA WEEK. YALL WERE DOING IT. WE FUCKING DID IT

We might have to do the more stressful move but to a cheaper place in the long run. And the anxiety??? Maximized but like long term? Maybe it will be the right choice

Begging folks to think about the ergonomics of their APIs otherwise you’ll have a bad time!

Happy *quiet, chill* Pride.

Finally watched Doctor Who finale and such a roller coaster 😂

🥹 I finally made it to level 30 for FFXIV. Be ready world for the worst healer ever

📚 what are we reading this summer? always looking for more books to pick up!

What a day

Having to explain that no I didn’t order a Bike was fun 😂. Mail is a fucking snitch

In To a T, the player character is a teen whose arms are permanently stuck in a T-pose. Throughout the day, their dog companion helps out with things like getting dressed and brushing teeth; petting this dog is one of the first things you do in the game.

Exactly 1 party wipe but I did it. 🥹

Pray for me as I learn how to be a healer in FFXIV 😂😭

We’re our ready to see Beyonce for today! Unfortunately I won’t be able to denim it out for Cowboy Carter but the ethos still counts right?

Where the FUCK are the shiny pokemon in Pokemon Go. Let me just say I have the worst RNG when it comes to it 😭

Ice coffee, you better work! I gotta make it through to the long weekend 😂😭