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maxeroni.bsky.social
Max / Gie, did Darkflame Universe, now other things :)
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I belong among the wildflowers, not in a meeting that could have been an email.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

In summer, I drive with my hands at 11 and 1 so the air conditioner vents point directly at my armpits.

submitted 10 days ago • 31 comments

I did this post to explain about hiding my Mets threads, but in case you don’t want to see Joni Ernst’s face anymore today, you should hide some posts for yourself!!!

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

She never misses an opportunity to destroy her ketamine addicted dad.

submitted 67 days ago • 58 comments

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

submitted 67 days ago • 884 comments

i hope all of my old mutuals who have gone inactive are doing well but i wish they would come backk

submitted 70 days ago • 3 comments

It must be hard writing for the onion at this point

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

gonna be sporting and give tim a five minute head start

submitted 71 days ago • 196 comments

GO CHECK OUT SHABELLO THEY MAKE THE BEST TUNES!! 🎶🎵

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

I wrote about my kind, funny childhood friend Michelle Trachtenberg, and the group of friends that saved my life when I was a kid. www.vulture.com/article/mara...

submitted 88 days ago • 324 comments

Unironically how I do things The scary part is that it works

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Tired of businesses making things where it’s like “if you don’t have time for lunch, Sponk is a full meal replacement drink” first of all fuck you I want time for lunch

submitted 97 days ago • 130 comments

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submitted 98 days ago • 3 comments

The AI is coming for your job, stoners. It too can wake up out of a stupor and go "fuck yooooo I need EGGIES" and make a series of bad choices.

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submitted 132 days ago • 177 comments

I'm sorry, American friends, but we have to take back Superman, basketball, IMAX movies, egg cartons, and Keanu Reeves now. I wish it didn't have to be this way.

submitted 132 days ago • 1254 comments

Me: *long drag off cigarette Oh yeah, kid, I’ve got some brain damage. Kid: Ok, good, cuz I was gonna ask why you’re trying to smoke a bologna. Me: *endless coughing

submitted 133 days ago • 5 comments

cemetery lays off 75% of their gravediggers, leaving just a skeleton crew . folks,, 😬

submitted 133 days ago • 20 comments

No bluesky, i will not be verifying my email

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

laws don’t apply to pigs 🐷 #art #ghibli

submitted 140 days ago • 20 comments

real forklift progress! #gamedev #indiedev #forklift

submitted 144 days ago • 25 comments

My dad was a TERRIBLE driver and after he passed away at home, we asked the hearse driver if he could hit the curb on his way out of the neighborhood in his honor AND HE DID and it's a memory I cherish

submitted 255 days ago • 22 comments

gimme yule gimme fire don me now with gay attire

submitted 577 days ago • 31 comments