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Max / Gie, did Darkflame Universe, now other things :)
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I belong among the wildflowers, not in a meeting that could have been an email.

In summer, I drive with my hands at 11 and 1 so the air conditioner vents point directly at my armpits.

I did this post to explain about hiding my Mets threads, but in case you don’t want to see Joni Ernst’s face anymore today, you should hide some posts for yourself!!!

She never misses an opportunity to destroy her ketamine addicted dad.

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

i hope all of my old mutuals who have gone inactive are doing well but i wish they would come backk

It must be hard writing for the onion at this point

gonna be sporting and give tim a five minute head start

GO CHECK OUT SHABELLO THEY MAKE THE BEST TUNES!! 🎶🎵

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I wrote about my kind, funny childhood friend Michelle Trachtenberg, and the group of friends that saved my life when I was a kid. www.vulture.com/article/mara...

Unironically how I do things The scary part is that it works

Tired of businesses making things where it’s like “if you don’t have time for lunch, Sponk is a full meal replacement drink” first of all fuck you I want time for lunch

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The AI is coming for your job, stoners. It too can wake up out of a stupor and go "fuck yooooo I need EGGIES" and make a series of bad choices.

I'm sorry, American friends, but we have to take back Superman, basketball, IMAX movies, egg cartons, and Keanu Reeves now. I wish it didn't have to be this way.

Me: *long drag off cigarette Oh yeah, kid, I’ve got some brain damage. Kid: Ok, good, cuz I was gonna ask why you’re trying to smoke a bologna. Me: *endless coughing

cemetery lays off 75% of their gravediggers, leaving just a skeleton crew . folks,, 😬

No bluesky, i will not be verifying my email

laws don’t apply to pigs 🐷 #art #ghibli

real forklift progress! #gamedev #indiedev #forklift

My dad was a TERRIBLE driver and after he passed away at home, we asked the hearse driver if he could hit the curb on his way out of the neighborhood in his honor AND HE DID and it's a memory I cherish

gimme yule gimme fire don me now with gay attire