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I talk to a ton of J6ers and if a chunk of them had jobs with ICE I’d have some idea. Mostly they can’t stop crying about being unemployable.

Well if I’d have known the Lakers were for sale I’d have offered 10 billion and 1 dollars

Half of early law and order episodes consist of Schiff going “but have you considered the considerations” and Stone going “I’ve also considered the law must be the law”

The thing everyone always says about war is that there’s never enough of it

much as Trump II was Biden's legacy domestically, this is his internationally. his refusal to rein in america's client state, to a degree shocking even to the israeli government themselves, lead us here. so hey thanks jack, you slush-brained fuck

Unsurprising the fetterghoul is jizzing his pants at Israel’s assault on Iran and begging the US to get even more involved

all conservatives are bots

Plus this part does not inspire confidence: “The rules of engagement here, we are told, are still being finalized. And defense department lawyers are also looking at the kinds of rules of engagement these Marines will have as they encounter protesters, possibly on the streets of Los Angeles.”

third amendment continues to pull its weight as the secret funniest load bearing cog in america's stupid machine

Nothing’s more reassuring than when the Foundation hits you with

mein fuehrer.... steiner.... steiner's CA guard troops are stuck on the I-5, we are going to lose the home depot

Considering my status as a Mariners fan I don’t mean this with any particular shade but the Braves are in hell huh

Yeah. No fucking shit. Your city can make all the sanctuary policies it wants but they're meaningless if no one is willing to leash the police (which electeds are loathe to do bc they're STUPIDLY afraid of their dumbest employees), who extend "professional courtesy" to their federal counterparts.

Doing research

"The moderators of a pro-artificial intelligence Reddit community announced that they have been quietly banning 'a bunch of schizoposters' who believe 'they've made some sort of incredible discovery or created a god or become a god.'"

Underrated element of the slap fight yesterday is Elon Musk, a 53 year old substance abuser who never sleeps and looks like actual garbage physically, claiming he’s gonna be around for 40+ years

get ready to drive a Chinese EV

there are decades where no posting happens, there are weeks where years of posting happens

I mean obviously Aaron Rodgers signed with the Steelers today because he was mad people were talking about something other than him

and a happy new year

The thing with dem political strategy stuff that always gets me is that I’ve only ever been a registered independent, which nominally would put me in that group of voters they covet

if you can’t articulate your opinion without ai then i don’t believe your opinion should be published anywhere let alone a major newspaper

Dreyfus, a French Jew, was wrongly convicted in a landmark case of Euro antisemitism c. 1900. Now the NYT paints France's rehabilitation of Dreyfus as meant to counteract the 'antisemitism' of their potentially recognizing Palestine. tldr If you read NYT regularly you will come away dumber for it.

One thing I appreciate about my grandmother is we have a shared interest in numismatics so she’ll send me stuff like this

It’s crazy how videos have sucked on twitter for forever yet somehow they’re even worse on here

If you think this doesn’t happen in nature you need to grow up

Charles Barkley: “They got us up so high I could touch God. That’s the only chance il get too see him. I’m going to hell”

God bless Randy Arozarena and god bless the Seattle Mariners

Developing a theory that the Mariners might need more offense than just Cal Raleigh homers

Broadcast talking about Cal as at the beginning of a HoF career shoot that shit straight into my veins

I think the new Doctor Who should be Bashar Al-Assad, he's got time on his hands now

Thank fucking Christ

I’m gonna lose my goddamn mind

Funniest detail to me re: Thom Yorke's weird relationship to Israel is that it's the first place Creep really took off so Israel kinda launched Radiohead's career. Israeli music fans could not get enough of a song that asks "what the hell am I doing here" and answers with "I don't belong here."

The Big Dumper is a good dumper, the Big Dumper is your friend.

What is there to even say about Cal Raleigh anymore besides the fact that he fucking rocks