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Producer of The Bill Murray Stories. Director/Editor @160over90 Flat Footed, Heavy Handed, Light Hearted.
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Shout to everyone who says goodbye to their cars at the airport.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Fishmonger is a cool title to have, right? Fun word. Steal this. You shoot 3’s all day in the NBA, but you look like you could work at Medieval Times…. Swishmonger. It’s yours. Have it.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

If someone raises their eyebrow and hits you with a "nowadays…". Brace yourself.

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

I spent a bit too much time browsing electric scissors for cutting cardboard on the TikTok shop, and now every single ad is relentlessly promoting the idea that our country is facing a cardboard epidemic. They claim that electric scissors are the only solution to this modern tragedy.

submitted 146 days ago • 0 comments

I'd probably be good at Devil Sticks now. Now that I'm older.

submitted 154 days ago • 0 comments

Macho Man > YMCA. #jimmycarteramericanhero

submitted 178 days ago • 0 comments

Nothing is funnier then the "Better Times" banner on TMZ. Would make for a great theme on a Christmas Card before an upcoming tradgity.

submitted 178 days ago • 0 comments

I would have loved to own a successful pizzel shop and have a sign that said "Pizzold Out". Everyone would get a kick out of it.

submitted 187 days ago • 0 comments

I always make sure to brush my teeth before I have a dentist appointment. I always expect them to notice… and thank me… once they get in there. But they never do.

submitted 204 days ago • 0 comments

Tight look playa… sorry for your loss.

submitted 217 days ago • 0 comments

I install lots of apps, tools, and plugins, but I have no idea how this Mobbed-Up Dell got on my machine. #pc

submitted 218 days ago • 0 comments