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Chronically (Ch)ill 🍄🍃 hippie at heart 🍃💖 I like plants, pets, books and baking ✨️26✨️mdni✨️ Welcome to the shitshow 🏳️‍🌈💍
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New Lindsay Nikole video fuck yeah

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It really is a Murphys Law-ass month bro Just got my period Can't take ibuprofen bc prednisone, and my body doesn't like acetaminophen as much I'm gonna loose it

submitted 15 hours ago • 4 comments

Chat do I see hozier in concert again

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Artist: @worry_lines on insta

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

Weekend forecast: 90% chance of being in bed with snacks and peace.

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

Why is ZipRecruiters job finder bot SO useless???? I keep getting emails about completely unrelated jobs, out of state jobs, and trash pay/part time jobs, like what the hell is pinging this system to show me these? Absolutely garbage AI tool, as per usual

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

I'm not like other girls. I'm way worse, medically speaking

submitted 18 hours ago • 3 comments

Oop good morning!

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

Its 6am and almost EIGHTY degrees outside End me Strike me where I stand

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Dont let anyone piss on your good mood If they do eat them

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

Also sorry for radio silence lately, I've been Overwhlemed™️ and really trying to focus on de-stressing and grounding myself. I've had a ROUGH month, but I'm trying to keep my head up about it 💖

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

Ugh work again

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

Anyway goodnight beebs! Take you meds! Wash your face! Moisturize!

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Heat waves are a terrible time to be on prednisone

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If you skip any songs on Take Me Back To Eden you will not survive the heatwave

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One of the kids (young line cooks) at work liked my danishes so much he asked for the recipe and brought me some he made!! They were good for his first laminated dough! I thought it was super sweet of him 💖

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what is it about being sick that makes you feel like you’re living in a dream

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none of this would be happening if you had just given me your teeth

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I have escaped Time for some 🍃tincture🍃 and games!

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If you are in a super hot area right now, PLEASE don’t forget to: - apply sunscreen if you’ll be outside for long periods of time - drink LOTS of water - try to keep to the shade/ inside (especially on anti-depressant) - wear light color clothing, attracts the sun less Stay cool and have fun!!🌞

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3 turned into 5 but I'm starting the last one soon! Should be out of here before noon and I can recover at home

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this sun is absolutely disgusting

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

MENU LAUNCH GOT PUSHED BACK!!! so I just need to do like 3 things today and then I can go home!!!

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Doc gave me loose prednisone pills instead of the pre-measured dispenser pack, so now I have to do a logic puzzle every time I take my meds

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i can’t believe you’re talking to me instead of handing me a bowl of pasta

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment