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But when is International Adults Day?

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groimes, oive fecked ep moi bleddeh

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How kind of The New York Times to share this with us now. It's almost becoming a habit, isn't it?

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In that case I want my money back.

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Channel 5 announcing gritty reboot of Brookside:

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Robert Jenrick is now filming himself chasing fare dodgers on the tube, like a vigilante Alan Partridge

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Huzzah!

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🤔

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S top T rying t O M ake A cronyms H appen #STOMAH

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£650,000 a year

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Why is it spelled "camouflage" and not

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I'm looking forward to tomorrow's episode of Unhedged...

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Aaaaand I think we're done here #TACO

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"Yeah? Well is *this* chickening out?" <takes loaded gun from desk drawer, points it at own temple>

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@mordantmuppetry.bsky.social

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"How do I fill in this website page?" "The bit where it says 'Email'? You type in your email address" "Does it need to be in lower-case?" "It doesn't matter. It hasn't mattered since you first got an email address thirty years ago. Every time you've filled in your email address it hasn't mattered."

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Elon Musk has launched a new business: WheelX. He intends to invent the wheel. So far he has tested an octagon and a triangle, but both exploded. Next up: rhombus.

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Caltagirone will soon become the first human to be regulated under the Financial Conglomerate Directive (2002/87/EC)

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Astérix et Ozempix

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$TSLA +6.94%

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Never logging off

submitted 6 days ago • 175 comments

Sad news that the South London Press has closed. It was a great local newspaper. It also ran one of the greatest local newspaper stories ever*, "Squirrels on crack".

submitted 5 days ago • 16 comments

T+3? T+1? Who says it has to be a whole number? The UK Faster Payments settlement process occurs three times a day. That's T+⅓ Cc: @smtuffy.bsky.social

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The UK Faster Payments system does not, as far as I know, rely on stablecoins.

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Hey, America, <points to almost any other country or domestic banking system on earth> www.ft.com/content/625f...

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I’m a little disappointed this doesn’t have a shock collar

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