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Just a simple country lawyer. Sometimes I write things.
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ME: The guy who wrote "I got Friends in Low Places"died. MY WIFE: Maybe he really does. www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar...

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Every time I see one of these flights, I think about the millions of people in this country who go without food and/or healthcare. Then I look at guillotine blueprints. nypost.com/2025/04/14/u...

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

I have a joke about the American Economy, but only 1% of you would really get anything out of it.

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

Post dog. (Her name is Agatha.)

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Russell Brand's conversion to Christianity appears to be complete.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

youtu.be/loPyiGgki4Q?... Posting this for no reason whatsoever....

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Basically crimes are legal if A) they are the same kind of crimes the Trump family does and B) the judge or prosecutor is a Democrat, or C) you pay a bribe to the president. This is not an exaggeration. www.latimes.com/california/s...

submitted 55 days ago • 14 comments

Modern American Journalism never fails to disappoint. Every time I think they've found the bottom, they find ways to sink even lower.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Everything and Anything featuring Jason Aldean.

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

America deserves a President who can party.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

We are being driven to autocracy in a clown car.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

To be fair: it probably really sucks to be MJ's kid. At no point while watching "The Last Dance" did I think, "That dude seems really nurturing."

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Tesla Model 3 crushed by an Olmec statue By Mexican sculptor @chavismarmol.bsky.social

submitted 71 days ago • 627 comments

Thank you for voting the way you did.

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

@durbin.senate.gov Your vote today in support of the CR betrayed the American people. Stop pretending that you need to preserve the normal operation of government; normal died on January 20. For purposes of future reference: if Donald Trump is for something, you should probably be against it.

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

@duckworth.senate.gov I respectfully encourage you to vote against the CR and to vote against cloture for the CR. This isn't normal. We should not pretend that it is.

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment

@durbin.senate.gov Please do not vote in favor of the CR or cloture for the CR.

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment

@durbin.senate.gov Vote NO on the CR and get your office phone working and listed on your website, please.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

It warrants mention that the GOP has been engaged in an effort to cripple the USPS since the second Bush administration.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

This is the next President of the United States.

submitted 81 days ago • 1 comment

Please, tell me more about Hunter Biden's laptop.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Any Democrat who attends the victory lap on Tuesday deserves to be primaried. These are not normal times. Stop pretending they are.

submitted 82 days ago • 1 comment

There are 8 million people in New York City. It really seems like they should be able to find a Mayor who isn't a sexual predator or a corrupt cop.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

This man is not up to the task.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

My 5? Maroon, but for Fighting.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

To varying degrees, America has always been a country in which you could buy justice. It has never been quite this overt.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

LAUREN BACALL: you just put your lips together and blow HUMPHREY BOGART: *holding nintendo cartridge* i know how to get it to work lauren

submitted 86 days ago • 28 comments

Look at Rubio, staring down at the table and wondering why he signed up for this.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

This is the kind of dude who walks into a bar and causes every woman in it to cover their drink.

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Dear Manager, here's what I've done this week: 1. Woke up in the morning feeling like P-Diddy (this meant something different in 2010) 2. Grabbed my glasses 3. Got out the door 4. Hit this city 5. Brushed my teeth with a bottle of Jack.

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments