Profile avatar
mcelwee.bsky.social
Hoping to BABIP my way into a positive run differential. Cubs/Bears/Illinois.
2,959 posts 505 followers 487 following
Regular Contributor
Active Commenter

I misread this as "invertebrate" liar, but it still works. πŸ˜‚

Wordle 1,421 6/6 πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨ πŸŸ¨πŸŸ©πŸŸ¨β¬›β¬› β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ© β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ© πŸŸ¨β¬›β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

He doesn't need to thank them. He has the cards. No, literally; the Cardinals voted for him. πŸ˜‰

Looks at Devers contract... Ricketts, emphatically.

Wordle 1,420 5/6 β¬›πŸŸ¨β¬›β¬›πŸŸ© β¬›πŸŸ©β¬›πŸŸ¨πŸŸ© πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©β¬›πŸŸ© πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©β¬›πŸŸ© 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

How about you focus on the service members who like to park $70M F-18s in the Red Sea instead, no? That seems to be an area to save some money... πŸ€”

He's *actually* the Palatine Papist

What we're saying is that Chicago sports radio has another "Bob"... 😏

Wordle 1,419 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ©β¬›β¬› β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ©β¬›πŸŸ© 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Find someone who loves you like Craig Counsell loves losing on getaway day.

JD Vance visits have led to the death of a Pope and now a war. Is pestilence and famine to follow? Check Revelations...

Of course Putin is the main impediment. If Russia withdraws from Ukraine, the war is over.

This is an unfair analogy. The cyanide capsule kills you π—Ύπ˜‚π—Άπ—°π—Έπ—Ήπ˜†.

Wordle 1,418 3/6 β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨β¬›β¬› β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ© 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

The good news from the Pressly outing today is that he'll probably throw enough pitches that he's not available tomorrow. πŸ˜‰

The Cubs squandered chances to win it in the 10th, and leaving it to Pressly ...is probably a L. πŸ˜•

PCA on base! Had to spoil some balls that totally would have been called strikes had he let them go.

Ok, I'm drawing up the play. Dansby and PCA get on base. Amaya hits a 3-run HR to walk it off.

Doval has a perfect game going...

Tourism to the US is down 10% in the last month. I swear if there is a way to lose the country money, these knuckleheads find it.

NOPE. πŸ˜•

Does Miggy have a 2 HR day in him? πŸ€”πŸ™

Ok, Cubs. Rough up the pretty ERA of Rodriguez, please.

When the Cubs DFAd Gage Workman, that was the sign that shenanigans wouldn't be accepted fielding at 3B. Since then? Shenanigans. Shenanigans without any apparent consequences.πŸ€”