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obsequious, purple, and clairvoyant she/her Treaty 7 territory turning to drugs to help you sleep will only lead to sleep and sleeping is the gateway drug to being awake again
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a good name for a cat is “grandma” (or “grandpa”)

tried to say “look up” and “google” at the same time and “google up” came out. gonna keep using that.

I came clean. We are still married.

please don’t tell my husband I had to google Grand Moff Tarkin

Last night before bed I cut my hair. No problems, no complaints- looks the same as every time I cut my hair. BUT THEN I proceeded to have a DREAM that I cut my hair and it was a DISASTER. I basically ended up with a mullet, and not a cute one!!

lee valley sells a tool called a "crack weeder" and NO, I am not laughing about BUTTS I am laughing about DRUGS

husband calling the shwarma rotisserie a ‘meat carosel’

If they made that silent movie about the train coming towards the audience today, I bet people wouldn't even be afraid, because they'd be too busy looking at their phones 😓

money for dope

“icing”? what the hell is this, a bakery??

❕Ancient cylindrical structures have been discovered underneath The Food Pyramid, hinting at mysterious unknown food groups waiting to be discovered

the AMA has a bunch of bees that you can adopt for $1 each and you can name your bee and get an adoption certificate and I want to adopt a pair of bee siblings and I will name the girl bee “Honey” and the boy bee “Sweetie”

universal drinking game

Pinky and The Brian send skeet

"What movie traumatized you as a child" All of them. It was 1985, there were no non-traumatic movies to watch as a child