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Giancarlo dinger admirer | Pinstripe Alley managing editor | Also: Baseball Prospectus | Past: Cut4, MLB | Cat dad | Batdog enthusiast
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a sacred realm

it will never not make my eyebrows rise to see the Literally the Florida Panthers in the Stanley Cup Finals, let alone for 3 years in a row. somehow even weirder than the Lightning dynasty

RIP to the Gink memes, we had fun in 2023

this is your semi-annual reminder that the Colorado Rockies have won a playoff game more recently than the Cubs, Orioles, Jays, Angels, Reds, and Pirates

in addition to being the whiniest babies on earth who criticize people on the other side for being offended, they are also extremely dumb

wow do things stink right now

It's really something watching the people elected to lead the country spend their time making it dumber and poorer and sicker. Whatever's left of the press has done a terrible job telling this story holistically.

lol @ Miguel Vargas bat flipping a 310-foot fly to left

Memorial Day has now officially passed for the Rockies and they have yet to win their 10th game of 2025. Seems un-good.

then it's a worthless industry, respect artists' rights or get the fuck out of the way because they're the ones making your slop possible

the actor?!

if only there was an Anchorman meme to reflect on this madness ah well

this could be about anything and I'd support it

@imnotahrhitter.bsky.social HE'S BACK

Just call it the Self-Inflicted Wound Era, when we took a bunch of stuff that was working largely fine (vaccines, weather monitoring, friendly relations with like 175 countries, cancer research, renewable energy credits, the FAA, global trade, etc etc) and just broke them for giggles

Welp

It's so crazy that the President of the United States is the stupidest idiot in the world who knows absolute jack shit about how anything works yet we all just have to deal with the consequences of his dumbassery and treat him like a serious person and shit. bsky.app/profile/atru...

the same idiots who are shocked that Bruce Springsteen thinks that the President sucks are also convinced that Al Pacino & Robert De Niro are the same tough guys as in movies

end of transaction

we've had some dogshit homeland secretaries but kristi noem really broke the glass ceiling on being dogshit bsky.app/profile/brad...

the Not-Fausto-Carmona one

we apologize for absolutely nothing about this headline

Trump and RFK Jr. say today's kids are "the sickest generation in American history." Is that just a feeling? Here are some facts: About 46% of children born in the U.S. in 1800 did not live to see their 5th birthday. In 1900, the figure was 24%. Now it's under 1%.

I am losing my mind

although I will say Haliburton doing the Reggie Miller choke sign when he didn't have the 3 is a rare simultaneous clutch/shit the bed moment

Jack. My mom thought it would be a fun little Robin Williams flick to take the kids to and boy was Young Mearns NOT HAVING IT

the replacement plan is "FEMA is fully eliminated for minimal gain, all to the pockets of Trump & the extremely wealthy, and innocents are put in peril" and good lord are things bleak

I’m still sorta surprised at how thoroughly Target misunderstood its customer—or, at least, one of its most important customers. Relatively well-off, college-educated suburban women do a disproportionately massive amount of consumer spending, loved Target, and are statistically not Trump voters

just depressing really, feel bad for Connolly’s family (but worse for the country)

is this the True Corbin Carroll Year? because yes please

Program it to go drown itself in a clogged toilet

Norm forever, RIP George :(

Schwarbz hitting an absolute tank for #300 is so appropriate, love it