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I want to open a breakfast cafe. My whole business model will be to sell bagels and donuts.

submitted 66 days ago • 1 comment

I had a great lollipop joke but I can't quite remember it... it's on the tip of my tongue.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

The concept of takeout food was developed in the West African city of Lomé.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Where do you cook Binet's Fibonacci soup? On the induction stove! To learn about Fibonacci soup and more attend this year's Fibonacci conference. It will be as big as the last two combined!

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Don't get into debates with scarecrows; too many straw man arguments.

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

I tried to see how ChatGPT would do with the password game neal.fun/password-game/ One rule is that the numbers in the password must add up to 25. I got this from ChatGPT Xy8#Pq6!R5@M3Z2 (8 + 6 + 5 + 3 + 2 = 25) My job is secure for the moment.

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

It's never a good time to joke about dead people; but doing it during the morning is really awful.

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone should be naming their daughters Ruth so in 25 years almost every business can have an employee named Ruth. Then business wouldn’t have to be so ruthless.

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

If you way to fly to the Sun it's best to go at night; otherwise the light will blind you.

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

Eggs so decadent they'd give a cardiologist a heart attack.

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

I swear to Talos I'm going to beat the main quest of Skyrim this weekend. I've played this game since day 1, I've started several characters with the express purpose of beating the main quest. I've never done it.

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

I read today that 77% of people in the US are bad at math. I'm glad to be in the other 33%.

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

Things that would have seemed crazy 30 years ago... "I need to grab my phone to turn the heat up."

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

It's awful that the vast majority of federal employees can't take the risks associated with this; but imagine if the entire federal workforce called Trump's bluff and accepted the resignation and everything just... stopped.

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

How are "Cold Email Systems" not just considered SPAM and blocked by every spam filtering system out there. omniamktg.com

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

Two doctors can't be in the same place together. It would create a paradox.

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

Don't get into fights with bears. They can kill you with their bare hands.

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

Tim Cook is being investigated for some suspicious stock trading. They are considering charing him with in-cider trading.

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

If you're ever attacked by circus performers and need to fight back always go for the juggler.

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

With the passing of Bob Uecker I was watching his speech at the Baseball Hall of Fame in 2003. How in the world was Bob Costas about 50 at that time? He looks like he could be in college still. But seriously, this is a fantastic speech: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oq9_...

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

BlueSky keeps feeding me posts by a guy who photographs mushrooms; and to be fair I do enjoy them but the point is: BlueSky must think I'm a real fun guy. What? You thought the jokes would stay on other platforms?

submitted 131 days ago • 1 comment

I suspect BlueSky is buying data to enhance it's algorithms. I haven't done anything but follow a few friends on the platform but it's algorithm is finding random stuff that I would not expect anyone to figure out about me just from the friends I follow.

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

“The turn of the century” doesn’t mean what it used to.

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

Pro tip: If you want to make your house warmer in the winter without turning your thermostat up you can place a large dehumidifier under the thermostat.

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments