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most of the time i have no idea what i’m going on about. so like don’t trip if you don’t get it. now we have something in common. csny/b&s amalgamation of a handle forklift certified shitposters union #42069
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remember when the republicans were on and on about death panels? they are the death panels.

cedar rapids office 319 365 4504 council bluffs 712 352 1167 davenport 563 322 0677 dsm 515 284 4574 sioux city 712 252 1550 dc 202 224 3254

starting with ernst and fetterman i’d like all sitting senators to draw a clock.

like i’m trying but i fundamentally do not get it anymore. is there a fundamental reason to exist or is this a sort of end of life ennui

if they didn’t use this song in the ad they seriously fucked up

Dipshit's dipshit machine doomed from the start... and all these failures continue to do environmental damage too. The stupidest timeline. www.planetearthandbeyond.co/p/starship-w...

the enshittification of the internet is so annoying. like why does opening a news article suddenly have multiple audio and video clips playing.

i have no idea what makes the catte go vroom but damn. she’s running on 220 today.

my bike is in the shop because it’s not feeling well. but every time i see a person out riding one i’m like “oh look at you fancy bike riding magical person. you can just glide around at car speeds and i’m stuck hoofing around?!?” (i get separation anxiety and damn i love this bike)

team green backpack here )for obvious reasons$

is it odd that a dog that a person who is throwing a ball for comes to me? this happens a lot. i’m on a park bench reading a novel but this dog is dogged in returning the ball to me. i’m not perturbed because i grew up with dogs and i like them but random dogs like to hang around and follow me.

i’m going to: -email all of my city council members -email the parks department -show up in person for some meetings -get bear mace and have it with me at all times -continue to distrust/avoid people with a southern accent

Ellsworth Kelly, Colors for a Large Wall, 1951 #artbots #moma https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1135955

realizing that i’m middle aged and hearing this song takes me back to being in the mud at the tom harkin steak fry. i got to shake hands with bill and hillary and several siting senators. they played this between speeches and it felt incredible.

i’m going to watch “the phonecian scheme” but only one viewing. it’s hard seeeing ones favorite director go for an actor who (imo) weakens/compromises every movie he’s in. the guy sucks in every movie he’s in and i really don’t like the idea of him being central character of a wes anderson movie.

this is the most alone and isolated i’ve felt in my life. i really hope the little friend who taught me to play HIVE and his pop show up tonight. 🫒

i am kind of low key freaking out because a person got very aggressive with me because i pointed out that they can’t fish in a park pond and they’re scaring the ducks and i called the city and they were like “someone will look into it”

i got up and told them the pond was no fishing. the dad said he was there teaching her to cast. i told him that there were places on the east side esplanade and milwaukie. he told me to mind my own business. i told him to abide by the rules of the pond.

get a load of these guys. they think they run the place.

my fellow americans, have you consumed your usda recommended portion of microplastics today?