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Your god’s favorite atheist. Geek. Shit-Talker. Probable Himbo. Lexaprofessional. Certified Big Boy. -He/Him-
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So, with all the toy revivals, when are we getting ZBots back?

The battle that wouldn’t go the way you’d think… #AlanScott #GreenLantern #CaseyJones #TMNT

Not every greeting requires a fist bump.

I will never forgive Gingaman for existing and robbing me of my dream team-up. #Sentai #Megaranger #GoGoV

So, in the comics, HE-MAN has teamed up with the Justice League, the Thundercats, and the Ninja Turtles. Power Rangers, when? The Morphin’ Grid enhanced by the Power of Grayskull? Skeletor and Lord Zedd? Evil-Lyn and Rita? Zordon and the Sorceress? Horde Prime and Dark Specter? Need.

One of the really garbage aspects of depression is just not having the energy or the motivation to do the things that give you happiness and self satisfaction and then subsequently feeling guilty for not doing those things.

As it should be.

Getting Kamen Rider toys from Jesus today. Guys, I think this is my time.

Why is baked pronounced baked but naked isn’t pronounced naked?

It’s bonkers how many “Christians” vote for the exact opposite of what their religion’s teachings would guide them towards.

I’m so tired of clothes. Shorts that fit? Too tight. Hate it. Shorts that are loose and comfortable? Too big. Fall down. Need belt. Belts are annoying. Hate it.

So, we’re living the “Hail Hydra” era of the MCU now…

Al haven’t played one since the PSP. So no.

It’s a shame I’d die in the summer with hats like these. I rather like them.

FRIEND

I can’t think of a clever caption…

I’m so impressed how the #Sonic movies just keep getting better.

#Superman

If this is how you want Superman to be, then you’re just not a fan of Superman.

Always do what makes you happy 😊 no matter what anyone says to you.

Sending songs to people who never listen or comment back about them is a special kind of sad.

Holy Trinity The Ultra The Rider And the Holy Sentai.

Me and the other old guys at the gym trading injuries like old war stories. Oh man….I’ve become one of “the olds guys” 🫣

More Parents Say Allowing Child To Play Football Not Worth Risk Of Being Drafted By Jets theonion.com/more-parents...

It’s so stupid that whenever an artist takes one of the 500,000,000,000 white or otherwise light-skinned characters, and makes them black, there’s always some dork ass loser who takes one of the 25 black or otherwise dark-skinned characters and makes them Arian white. We get it. You’re racist.

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Christian Twitter is so weird.

Cars should come with sliding shutters for all the windows, including the windshield, so we can eat and/or nap in peace.

green arrow is the only real one

Nope. Ate too much. Mistakes have been made.

If you see this, post something green.

Black Friday? More like BACK Friday! ……I’m sorry 🫣

If you see this, post a knight.

When everyone turned back into humans at the end of Beauty and The Beast, did Chip have a massive head wound?

Getting real sick and tired of evil winning.

Just had a waffle with the consistency of a Nerf football.