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megustocarne.bsky.social
Updated Resume - - I make the computers go beep boop - - I make videos go talkie on the computer - - I make pictures and words on the computer - - I make some of the pages on the internet -
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@arrjayteatoo.bsky.social the Aquarium is on one

Manic pixie male pattern space madness

can't. i'm licking that stuff better than 90% of lesbians.

can't. i'm licking that stuff better than 90% of lesbians.

90% of Lesbians is like over a 100,000,000 people?

Thanks Dad

Today, I will be collecting nudes and donating them to less fortunate Dads, in honor of Father’s Day. Please donate your nudes today

The Villain of Snow White is the King because he ruined everyone’s life so he could bang the hot evil queen

Update: after staying almost 2 hours after the party ended we got a “oh I hope we haven’t overstayed our welcome” To which we of course responded “oh no, absolutely not, you’re always welcome!”

We are celebrating my little one’s Birthday today, and everyone has left except for 1 family that are just hanging out and not getting the hint that the party is over. I’m cleaning up around them while they talk about their commute to work.

Hey it’s Carne from IT…listen…6:45 is not the time to email with a request for a new computer and ask for an ETA. I’m not sure you know this but, I’m not a laptop vending machine. Also, it looks like something bit your screen, so I don’t think this “mark just showed up”…

“Babe what’s the matter? You’ve hardly touched your pizza rolls…”