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melonfolly.bsky.social
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me, reading house of leaves, "chat clip that"

I am so fucking miserable

on the other hand sometimes my "work updates" are this

👇boy dumb idiot boy

yo this variety box got the wasabi poppers

bro this elevator made a loud thud and the windows desktop showed up on the screen. I think the reapers knocking chat.,,

firing up a dry aged ribeye with a baja glace

throwback to this insane reddit post about me

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all im saying is jadzia dax can put her worm in me

all im saying is u dont need a warp drive to put me in a subspace bubble

I need to be the most subversive and nuanced milf in this Raising Cane's.

miss old forums so much, they had the juice

first level of fraud is in the reflection quick someone vector in on that, zoom in, enlarge and sharpen, enhance, clear that up

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thinkin about growing my brand. making moves. in high level meetings. shaking hands over bourbon.

a while back i posted a picture of a loaf of bread in the ultrakill discord and someone said "i think i tried this once before. its pretty expensive right?" still thinking about that

made some brisket it came out alright

late night snack

anotha one

i have got to get back to my scifi roots

bunny girls like carrots cat girls like tuna dog girls like to eat off the ground

made 3 types of wings holy shmoly. the lemon pepper fucks but it took so long to make the seasoning from scratch

God's In His Gooncave All's Right With The World

gettin my shit MILKED at taco bell

instead of "that was the tits" do trans women say "that was the pits"

we cook good we eat good we look good

new set

finally hit grandmaster lesbian, leveled up 10 times prestige

am I weak enough? am I gay enough?

banana dick curve ass loaf

every time im sculpting on a work call ill quickly add a boner to it and ask for "feedback on my progress"

first loaf w new starter

thinking of baking some shokupan and doing texas toast . call me rawhide kobayashi

slurping the late night pickle