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this is a letter to the editor from a high school track runner who came in second to a trans girl in a race. her state house rep in maine started talking about it. so she wrote this: www.pressherald.com/2025/05/14/r...

We live in a parody.

Not to echo a conservative sentiment but I do think we’re overusing Nazi. Nazi accusations are so rampant it’s sort of losing its meaning, whereas white supremacist and bigot and xenophobe are still very applicable and I think should be used more frequently with more vitriol.

Our trade deal so far is no tariffs on Rolls Royces and Bentleys and our refugee policy is white South Africans only.

Did a Costco run yesterday and every single employee was a goddamn delight.

theonion.com/show-me-wher...

“A nation that continues year after year to spend more money on military defense than on programs of social uplift is approaching spiritual doom.” -Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

This.

Let's do it!

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

You may be fearing your 401k is no longer enough for you to retire. But with all the cuts to NIH and Medicare you also won't live as long. So the policies are integrated.

Wow, here's a couple signs I missed 🤐

OK, let’s see the best signs that you saw today.

Worst two-day stock market crashes in the U.S. by percentage loss: 1. 1929 (the Great Depression) 2. 1987 (Black Monday) 3. 2008 (the Great Recession) 4. YESTERDAY AND TODAY And while this happened, the man responsible for it was golfing and dining with enemies of America.

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White dudes write me mad about the word mid. Then I have to inform them that they are mid. A vicious cycle.

Would the Department of Health and Human Services function better with 20,000 fewer workers? This highly placed brain worm says yes.

Every. Single. Time.

Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is out with a New York Times op-ed about President Trump and his administration, entitled “How Much Dumber Will This Get?” Full Op-Ed: bit.ly/4l7Z0re

Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop theonion.com/gang-in...

In other news, here's a giant Lego T Rex skeleton from Jurassic Park. Yes, it is massive and awesome. For the kids...

y’all are wild

Enjoy—courtesy of our fabulous @zeteo.com AMERICA UNHINGED producer Mel.

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I'm sorry. First, Abbott is a monster. Second, MAGA is the party of mocking people at all times. And most importantly, For a party that loves to mock with names, suck it up. "Governor Hot Wheels" is better than. "That Dickensian a**hole from Texas"

There's no gaslighting your way out of this.

Happy One Month Anniversary to this story.

When I tell you these people want to go back to the 19th century???

Text STOP to stop receiving national security updates.

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It’s like Watergate, only in this version Nixon directly mails the tapes to Woodward and Bernstein

Just told my 10yo daughter about #PeteHegseth. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Wakanda pose and said "#Ginkanda forever"—which is the sort of pop culture cross-over I can celebrate.

OMG I laughed so hard even though this is a total tragedy and our country is collapsing

"WhiskiLeaks" works.

maybe my favorite sentence since the return of ONN

"We just didn't notice he was there."