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ISO several sheep and cool people. YOU GET: a cool secular commune off the grid where we can make candles and knit and generally live off the land and not exist in Society

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

i got to ruin someone's night earlier by explaining (that & how) most parmesan isnt vegetarian. what was your week's accomplishment, good or bad?

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

being the only person at the table to recognize the rugrats theme makes me feel the dopamine as well as the thirteenth reason of being the oldest person at the table

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

@mjg59.eicar-test-file.zip can you say something borderline dumb, i havent trolled you in awhile and im feeling bereft. pls and thank you

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

Yes, you may. Slungus

submitted 33 days ago • 6 comments

any bird ppl here? i never got an answer to my duck q. are ducks poly? are they monogamous? are they mono but only for a particular season (i.e. does Duck 1 see Duck 2 for the mating season of 2024 & then change to Duck 3 for the mating season of 2025?) ISO any and all duck lore pls + ty #duck #bird

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

i love big tattoos, but every time i get to hour like 4.5 and im like "why the fuck did i decide to sit here for 4.5 hours on a little table getting stabbed by tiny little needles a few thousand times" (1/2)

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

me: joins a guild on an online game that requires daily activity or kick bruh this is wild, do three days or kick? who has the energy to play this hame every day also me: plays league almost every day 🤡🤡🤡

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

creepy guy comes into the bar bartender is aware and stops him from creeping on me. guy starts creeping on other girls. bartender checks in,vi also write them a note on the recepit telling them to talk to bartender if they need help. instead, they get him to buy >$100 drinks . this is the way.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

honestly good bartenders are rare to come by. thank god for darren, who is both a good bartender, and a good person who ousts creepy people from the bar. theyre not always one and the same. we stan darren

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

everything sucks, enjoy some ducks i that were sleeping until i tried to get some pictures of them. birds are difficult. are they polygamous or monogamous?

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

apparently a friend described me to others as "well...she doesnt believe in autocorrect" which is TRUE but honestly the mildest description i think ive heard of myself, and i was expecting more "well she's a fucking gremlin but we accept her for it anyway"

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

in the vein of obscure league tweets. for the love of god ban SOMEONE. i dont even care if its like. sona. azir. ryze. ban a bitch. if someone hasn't banned like teemo or shaco or whoever. BAN SOMEONE. i play heim sometimes because im a degenerate who shouldnt exist. fucking BAN HIM. ban malzahar

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

bro its always the guy whos 1/9 as a tank and wont peel for the 15/2 squishy in midlane whos like "report mid". when the opposing leona, mord, mf piles the squishy midlane with no flash because they had to flash the previous clusterfuck. i swear to god im only playing Morgana the rest of the split.

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

okay highkey yinz are as chronically online as I am or you are unwell, what is it.

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

im not adding anything inflammatory. im just quoting a tweet where we call out how inflammatory educational reactions are while making a statement about student's political protest rights. just saying. wow thats interesting.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

my most tweeted interaction is referencing a self-hating homophobe from Reddit. i dont know how to feel about it, but i suppose thanks for all the people who also felt self-hatred for not being straight. i hope we may all find peace. additionally, i would like to build a place where we can feel love

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

me: i dont want to cross your boundaries but if you want to talk to me about this traumatic thing, I'll listen without judgment or even insight if you just need to vent also me: i learned about Bobbit Worms and it Traumatized Me so im giving you a TED talk about it even tho neither of are aquarists

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

you must give into the gaycation or it will destroy you

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

me: i want to talk about This Thing, but i dont want to burden my friends, and there's not an anonymous subreddit to post about it in, what do i do my brain: banish it to the shadow realm me, unironically,: you're right, we dont need to bring it up in therapy. it goes into The Box, then disappears

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

curious: if you are in public and there is a non-gendered single stall bathroom, do you just try to enter, or do you knock, or do you do something else? im (trying to) examine my own behavior with different lenses, and im curious to see what others do. this is descriptive, not prescriptive.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

so apparently Gemini on your phone is opt out (now)? i dont have any wakewords active and never enabled/activated it on my phone but today i looked down when i noticed text appearing on the lock screen that i was not touching! and Gemini AI was capturing! fun! its giving U2 except so much worse!!!

submitted 51 days ago • 2 comments

me: says literally two words my brain: you dumb BITCH-

submitted 58 days ago • 1 comment

would the cars from Cars who have teeth use auto insurance or dental insurance

submitted 59 days ago • 110 comments

public comment period for the proposed rule to remove trans care from the ACA as an essential health benefit & strip care from DACA recipients ends at 23:59pm EDT tonite if you haven't commented, it won't take long & is worth doing. context & guidance in-thread ⬇️ if you have commented, thank you💜🏳️‍⚧️

submitted 63 days ago • 34 comments

Just today: •Two planes collided at Reagan •A helicopter crashed in the Hudson, killing 6 •Dow closed down 1,000 points •MAGAs voted for the "SAVE" Act to disenfranchise tens of millions of voters But good thing they fired Black & brown people from government. 1/2

submitted 63 days ago • 9 comments