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I angrily booked a dive trip for the end of the month to Bonaire. I’m not in the best shape physically as I haven’t really been able to workout/swim laps due to my work schedule. It seems I like punishing myself as dive trips are a lot of work and hard on the body 😅 a little nervous about this one.

I’m really loving this #Duster series on Max! 🏎️ 💨

So my flight was delayed cuz the incoming plane took out a whole flock of migratory birds (lots of carnage to clean) and they had to call in a mechanic who was an hour away to come pick out the “debris” and check the 18 impacts throughout the plane for hull integrity. Blood still on the ✈️ wing

👏👏👏👏 consent!

I’m not in a wheelchair and I can barely pass through on the sidewalk 😒 Tiny 🍆 energy abound 🙄

Transformers

This Chonky kept following me around during my home visit earlier. The owner was even surprised and said I should take pics so I did 😹

Who knew the apocalypse was going to be so slow and expensive! 😫

Today I saw a grown man get into the wrong car, get back out and walk away without saying a damn word to the guy in the car. Not a peep! 🤣🤣🤣🙌

When the pilot makes an announcement before the flight “we have enough air traffic controllers and the weather is good so let’s go!” Sir! 😅 It’s sad and telling.

Questions I ask myself while people watching at the airport no 37. Why are some of you wearing open toe shoes? Like really… explain it to me!

Where I’d rather be. 🍋 🌊

🤣 it’s cute that my phone thinks I have the day off tomorrow and is trying to reset my alarm when I actually have a flight. 💀 I work for the state, they give no 💩 about holidays!

Early flight for work tomorrow. Yes, I’m getting holiday pay and yes I’m also hoping the impending severe weather cancels my flights so I don’t have go. I usually go above and beyond to get to work traveling but honestly I’m out of fucks and tired of crazy ass weather. Not risking my safety anymore.

You’re allowed to be proud of how you survived things no one even knows about

No, for real!

No, for real!

Romance isn’t dead 💀

Me going back to work tomorrow after vacation…

If dudes "have to" manspread because balls, then every time I sit down I'm throwing my arms out to the side and taking up all the space because these boobs take up a hell of a lot more space than their balls do.

Was shopping for underwear and I have follow up questions for Clay. 🤨

Friend: wanna hang out tomorrow? Me: I actually performed an activity yesterday. Please wait the three day recovery period to submit another inquiry.

People who wear shoes inside their houses give me anxiety. What are you doing? There’s 💩 all over them and you’re just smearing it everywhere! Gross 🤢

Is that King Kong in my parking garage?! 😂 🤔

There’s a lotion 🧴 emoji now?! 👀