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gay shitposting gecko mom trapped in an abusive relationship with the "lAnD oF tHe FrEe"
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Really dumb crossover someone needs to write: Better Call Saul (of the Mole Men)

I also EXTREMELY appreciate boss fights having checkpoints between phases. The final boss wouldn't even be fun if you had to start over every time you died. Actually I'm not sure it would even be possible, with how the oxygen mechanic works.

I love that #davethediver has accurate live blobfish... also it's stupidly fun to casually serve sushi that would be impossible in real life. And have a waiter that always wears a dinosaur mask.

imagines a transphobic Pokemon trainer deadnaming all their evolved Pokemon and looking like a weird dumbass to everyone

Ouija Shark and Shark Exorcist sound like very similar concepts and could even be in a series together, but one is hilariously bad and has an actual plot, while the other is just kind of ??? A bunch of senseless fanservice and sometimes an evil shark, and also a satanic nun?

Ken is the Frank Grimes of Bee Movie.

I'm occasionally seeing fights on FB over whether or not wyverns are dragons and I'm like, why? They're not real anyway, so just make your own canon where they're classified how you want?

Werewolf story idea: what if you can't turn back to human until you've killed someone that night?

Can't believe I've played two games where you fight the sun AND two games with exploding jellyfish and one of them has both #everhood #hollowknight #davethediver

Thor, a literal god, died from Jormungandr's venom. Solar Boy Django fucking fried the snake and walked away. #boktai

I'm going to be disappointed if they make an Encanto sequel and don't call it Encan2

Sometimes I randomly remember that Disney Gepetto sleeps with a fucking gun under his pillow

Someday I want to write a children's story where people use bird names in place of swear words.

Random underrated movie quote: "If you think that's strange, you should see how we pee."

I need to go get my phone charger but my mom is watching Judge Judy on her phone and I'm invested in the drama 😭

Was listening to this My 600 lb Life youtuber and man it was jarring to hear him try so hard to paint this abused, morbidly obese woman as the bad guy. See, I'm used to people like MrBallen and ChubbyEmu where they like, focus on the science and even promote empathy for the person suffering.

I love the part in the Married With Children intro where Al is sitting there begrudgingly handing everyone money

IDK where the hell these people are who are finding Thai Constellation monsteras in big box stores but uh... definitely still got a wait before I find one anywhere at a justifiable price for me

remembering when I played Virtue's Last Reward and immediately HC'd Dio as a Trumper because at the time he struck me as exactly that specific brand of asshole... then it turns out he's a homicidal cultist, and recalling that now, uh... YEAH, I FUCKIN' WASN'T WRONG...

I still love how the animal people in Bojack Horseman have silly names that people might give those animals in real life

@everhood.bsky.social Can we have Pink's ass as a DLC cosmetic sometime?

Five word horror story: "Here's the thing" said Monk.

The only time I'm interested in hearing about someone posting on X is if you're talking about 4chan's paranormal board.

Everhood 2 especially is great for when you want a drug trip but only have indie video game money

Imagine if Portal 2 ended with a bird flying into the boss room while you were fighting Wheatley and then took a shit on him and he shorted out. And then Chell turns around and does a funny jig.

Though LSD is the drug referenced in Everhood 2's title screens, the games actually seem like what I've heard about DMT; apparently you can see elves on DMT in particular and they kinda sound like the gnomes and higher beings in Everhood.

Married With Children is the perfect show for when you feel like browsing r/arethestraightsok but you're too lazy to go to reddit

Everhood 1: omg NO WHY WOULD YOU JUST DROP THAT KIND OF RESPONSIBILITY ON SOMEONE 😭 Everhood 2: hehe imma glowy hippy ghost

I like cozy games and I like creepy fish games and Dredge is both

The Shade in me really wants to see Green Mage, Irvine, Zigg, and Bobo get together for Mario Party #everhood

The root of all evil likes to chill with its friend in a farming sim. I love it. #everhood2

I can't hear "Then everything changed" without automatically adding "when the Fire Nation attacked."

tree jizz all over our cars omg rude