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Would you guys watch this

submitted 3 days ago • 675 comments

I... oh my god. amandaguinzburg.substack.com/p/diabolus-e...

submitted 4 days ago • 163 comments

ME: three chicken tenders, please POPEYES: gotcha, between two and five chicken tenders comin right up

submitted 7 days ago • 22 comments

oh yeah he absolutely said that shit

submitted 8 days ago • 29 comments

Haven’t been keeping up with UFL standings? Well, the playoffs have been set for at least two weeks, so we’re just kinda going through the motions until they start. This is the last week of the regular season!

submitted 7 days ago • 6 comments

I used to have to wade through this sludge and summarize it at work and it was always either obvious "it's raining outside" to a person looking out a window or nonsensical non-sourced what ifs in the worst PPT template from 2006

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine being in the streets back in day when new Raffi dropped

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Jalen Brunson and Tyrese Haliburton are two wins away from meeting in the conference finals, 11 months after they met in a WWE ring.

submitted 25 days ago • 3 comments

Luka tonight.

submitted 37 days ago • 32 comments

Shorts weather means we're finally back to "Sock, shoe, sock, shoe" season 🕺

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Dear god let this man cook.

submitted 39 days ago • 1138 comments

I think it's important we call out Nazi tactics wherever they are and whomever they are targeting. Right now, they're being used against immigrants and trans people. If we don't nip it now, it'll be someone else next.

submitted 39 days ago • 12 comments

Crazy that it was actually 2018

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submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Michael Che had a great bit about this www.youtube.com/shorts/Z5WN8...

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

How is this not an ONN

submitted 47 days ago • 113 comments

Watching the communist manifesto people discover the monday night RAW people tonight has been very funny.

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

me in the second, different national security group chat

submitted 48 days ago • 6 comments

Put on Jack Johnson as morning baby music and I feel like I might have some massive regrets if she likes it too much.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

I had an instant and overwhelming "come ON" reaction to this shit. Rolling my eyes and gesticulating like Luka Doncic contesting a foul call.

submitted 52 days ago • 455 comments

that's not a dire wolf. and that's not space!!! defector.com/at-what-poin...

submitted 53 days ago • 15 comments

Album not available in New York

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Damn, remember ALD?

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Take a deep breath and look at these otters relaxing. You probably need it.

submitted 58 days ago • 475 comments

Sawadika. [turns to look over giant shoulder] And it’s just “Reacher.”

submitted 60 days ago • 2 comments

Uncomfortably prescient

submitted 60 days ago • 1 comment

No!!! No!!!!!!!!!

submitted 62 days ago • 37 comments

Couldn't have happened to a worse person. Get fucked.

submitted 63 days ago • 10 comments

Hi, this guy: fucking idiot. Matty Y: fucking idiot. David French: Fucking idiot. Ezra Klein: Fucking idiot. Every equivocating rhetorical gymnast undergrad-proud of their only right man in the world substack or podcast: Fucking idiots. None of this was hard. Fucking. Idiots.

submitted 64 days ago • 25 comments

New windows! Fuck!

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

This squad was so close to be universally likable @bomani-jones.bsky.social www.instagram.com/p/DHuADcuvGCX/

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Who wants to tell 'em? #Orioles

submitted 67 days ago • 1 comment

Watching the finale of 'Deal or No Deal Island' last night and the unbelievable luck of David Genat made me think of none other than Charles Van Doren. Rigging the game so we all win. 17 shared truths of 'Deal or No Deal Island' and Robert Redford's 1994 film 'Quiz Show,' a 🧵:

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

me in the national security group chat

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Alright they got me.

submitted 75 days ago • 6 comments

You wouldn't know from reading this New York Times story about Trump punishing the University of Pennsylvania for trans athletes that there are no trans athletes on women's teams at the University of Pennsylvania because the New York Times didn't find that detail worth including

submitted 80 days ago • 134 comments

these guys are such fucking losers

submitted 80 days ago • 28 comments

Tesla Model 3 crushed by an Olmec statue By Mexican sculptor @chavismarmol.bsky.social

submitted 85 days ago • 624 comments