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Feminism. Anxiety. Kind of a writer. Possibly reentering hockey fandom?
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Welp bluesky I'm real glad I popped in for a minute to find out everything's on even more fire than before. Now I'm out again, bc I lost more than enough sleep worrying about nuclear war when I was a kid and I'm not engaging this time around. If the world doesn't end, I'll see you when I see you.

THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT WWIII HAS BEGUN??

A reminder that the last American team to win the CFL’s Grey Cup was more recent than the last Canadian NHL team to win the Stanley Cup. The 1995 Baltimore Stallions.

⚡️PANIC ATTACK⚡️kind of day!!!!

This is amazing. His memory is his music, and that truly is a blessing.

I've seen so many posts about so many rubicons, and it's all just pollyanna self-delusion. The experiment was over as soon as Trump was reelected. The rest is just people trying to convince themselves it might still be salvageable.

It would help if I could find election analysis that isn't just pro- or anti-Sherrill vibes. If I see the phrase "Democratic machine" one more time, I'm voting to burn everything to the ground. JUST TELL ME WHO'S GOING TO DEFEND CIVIL RIGHTS AND MEDICAID!

I do miss Twitter, but I sure as fuck don't miss X. Twitter is dead; there's nothing to gain by trying to infest its corpse.

The primary is tomorrow and I truly don't know who to vote for.

I'm a fat bitch, and JD Vance isn't fit to shine my size 9 sandals.

You guys, he sent me a video of himself doing a happy dance and called me a goddess. I... I just can't. I love this kid so much, and I managed to do something that made him dance-about-it joyful🥹

*ahem* I SNAGGED A SWITCH 2 FOR MY NEPHEW! Aunt Melissa is magic, y'all.

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When the dust has settled, we should probably take a look at A) the incel right's sweaty eagerness to masculinize the Trump/Musk split as the way gladiatorial men with great big weenies fight and B) the speed with which just about everyone else compared them to women or gay men.

Some of yall can’t handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

What's the point of winning if you're just going to be exactly the same as the guy who lost?

I just said this exact thing to my sister

In other news, apparently I am not quite magical enough to land a Switch 2 on release day. My powers only go so far.

The Polish foreign minister, a writer and journalist who covered the Soviet war in Afghanistan in the 1980s, clearly knows a thing or two about a patiently-timed response.

I just checked every cable news channel and none of them have mentioned anything about the Trump/Elon breakup. Not Fox News, not CNN, not CNBC, not MSNBC. None of them. What the actual fuck?

I can't believe I almost missed this! I CAN'T BELIEVE Y'ALL ALMOST LET ME MISS THIS!!!