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beautiful pussy. it looks media literate

i can absolutely assure you i have not

i don't say this lightly but this is some of the most reddit shit I've ever read

can we all take a minute to appreciate this absolute diva i found on the kitchen window. the fur scarf? gurrrrrrl

i bet these go great with breast expansion bologna

vaginismus is a crazy medical condition. you got cigar cutter pussy forever and ever sorryyyyy

This cat's head is too small for this deely bobber.

reads the words "masked sex" and gets so hard i get nauseous

i, gamon, will fuck theyre pussies - horny gamon

found this at target

mog the cat? uhh yeah, i'm pretty sure i do

opinions are like assholes. every time i post mine on the internet people get really mad

mike's soft caress

if you caught a guy fucking your car's exhaust pipe would you clean it out or just let it seep

never in my life have i allowed even a single drop of monster energy drink to sully my taste buds and as a result my pineal gland is pristine and my chakras? wide open

your honour that law is soy and reddit anyway

"are you a gold star lesbian" well that's an incredibly invasive (not to mention cisnormative) question that I can't even begin to answer without first establishing whether or not we count all the times that I pegged your dad

I really need to pee

not all elf RPers but somehow always an elf RPer

she has THUMBS?

do you think there are bondage people who are into getting lassoed and they can only get off by being chased around the bedroom like a runaway steer

the hosta by the pond has finally grown back enough for him to recline beneath it like a sultan

she purrs SO loud you guys

that's it for week 1 y'all i am NOT touching the mask of the long night

they just found a 75,000 year old ice mummy with a low taper fade encased in the permafrost of the Siberian tundra

had a dream that I slept through my alarm, 10 minutes before my real alarm went off. what kind of sick psychological shit is that

look what I've got

tempted by the Tube