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Solid BLUE fluent in logic and facts. šŸ”µMAGA & Pumpkin Spice Palpatine supporters swipe left — I already have enough conspiracy theories on Netflix šŸ”µBrexit: A mistake in every sense. FBPEšŸ‡ŖšŸ‡ŗ 🚫DM šŸ”µUNPLUG & REBOOT/RELOAD ELON ! 🧢TEAM JASMINE CROCKETT+CANADA
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Trump declared peace. Iran denied it. Israel bombed Tehran. Nobody respects Trump’s propaganda anymore except for MAGA. Explosions are louder than Fox fake News and harder to deny it. #FakePeace#PropagandaPOTUS

Trump always says, ā€œIn two weeksā€¦ā€ because he knows the average #MAGA attention span resets faster than a goldfish with Wi-Fi issues. #TwoWeeksLater #MAGAForgetMath #GoldfishNation #2Weeks4Ever

Hey #Trump — 5 million Americans showed up to say ā€œNo Kingsā€ while you couldn’t even fill a parade route with your cosplay army. Your time’s up ! The people are wide awake and not marching for you! #NoKings #MAGAexit #WeThePeople #BlueWave2025

Migrants didn’t freeze your wages, strip your healthcare, or gut your union rights. But they need someone for you to hate. #ClassWarfare #EngineeredAnger

Imagine being so scared of immigrants that you try to ban 12.8 million legal residents. Trump’s xenophobia isn’t tough—it’s pathetic. Real leaders unite not divide. Immigrants built this country. You just bankrupt casinos. #GreenCardRights #ResistTrump

How many rights will #Trump rip away before Americans admit this isn’t politics—it’s authoritarian rot? What’s the last straw—or do you even have one left? Are You waiting for the camps to be built or the doors to lock behind you? šŸ‘€ #NeverAgainIsNow #MAGAplypse #MAGAmeansObedience #LastStrawWhen

Only 2 trade deals since #Tariffpalooza2025. The world must be racing to do business with the guy who thinks diplomacy is yelling on Truth Social. Turns out threats, dictatorship, tariffs, and chaos don’t make you popular. Who knew? #AmericaAlone #IdiotInPower #OnlyTwo #StableGenius

Trump doesn’t run a movement—he runs a scam farm. And the crop? MAGA wallets. Bitcoin ads are just the latest way to milk the rubes dry. #MAGAForSale #TruthSocialTrash #ScamPresident #MAGAIsTheProduct #CryptoCult #TruthScam

Huge thanks to everyone who hit the streets in Westlake, Paramount, Boyle Heights, Downtown LA, Compton & City Hall, and other location’s to stand up against Trump’s cruel deportation raids. Your courage matters. Never stop resisting autocrats. #STOPICE #DefendImmigrants #LAProtests #KeepFighting

A journalist was hit by a police projectile while covering protests. #Trump and #MAGA call this ā€˜freedom.’ Just be clear: they mean freedom from accountability, from truth, from democracy. This is Trump’s America: dumb, dangerous, and proudly anti-democracy. #TreasonTrump #Authoritarianism

#ICE raids like secret police. #Military in our streets. People vanishing without rights. Tell me,MAGA what part of this reminds you of freedom? You voted for #fascism. Don’t pretend to be shocked now. You made this. Are we Great yet?? #AmericanNightmare #MAGAterror #NotMyAmerica

Trump’s 2025 is authoritarianism in motion: āŒ Fired IGs āŒ Froze $3T āŒ Killed birthright āŒ Banned trans troops āŒ Abused emergency powers āŒ Silenced NPR āŒ Militarized ICE āŒ Undermined Congress This is not politics. It’s a coup in slow motion. #ActNow #RemoveTrump #DefendDemocracyNow!

Trump deployed unmarked National Guard units against šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø protesting ICE—tactics seen in authoritarian regimes. šŸ‡ØšŸ‡³ China:Hong Kong protests crushed by state forces šŸ‡·šŸ‡ŗ Russia:Riot police silencing dissent MAGA voters enabled this. Welcome to authoritarian šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø by Trump,MAGA guilty. #DemocracyUnderThreat

Hope you’re enjoying the chaos, #MAGA voters — this is the ā€˜greatness’ you ordered. Raids at hardware stores now? Is this your vision of America?? #TrumpAmerica #ThisIsFreedom #MAGAlegacy #ImmigrationRaid #HomeDepotStandoff

#Trump says the U.S. buys too much from other countries. Yeah BrainDamagedDonny — ’cause USA is rich. USA buys more than anyone on Earth. You think Bangladesh is gonna buy more from USA than USA from Bangladesh? L U N A T I C! #CriticalThinkingNotFound #TrumpFlunkedMath

No need for HBO—just open your news app to laugh! One’s addicted to fast food, the other to posting. Either way, the Doomsday Clock just lit a cigar…. #DemocracyOnDrugs #MuskVsTrump #PoliticalJackass #BillionaireBattleRoyale #TickTickBOOM #WeLiveInARealityShow

The pill-popping prophet vs. the fast food messiah. Tech cults and red hats circling the drain. We’re not watching a fight—we’re watching the empire rot. #MuskVsTrump #AddictsOfPower #DoomSpiral

Because of tariffs, our economy is BOOMING!ā€ — says the guy overseeing layoffs at Morgan Stanley, Walmart, Pfizer, and over 150 other companies. Must be a new definition of ā€˜booming’. šŸ™„ #Layoffs2025 #TrumpEconomics

Shame on Congress? Sure. But shame on you too, Elon. Your empire runs on taxpayer billions. You’re not a bystander — you’re a top beneficiary. #PorkMusk #GovernmentGlutton #YouBenefitedBro

#Musk says a kid hit him. Sounds better than ā€œI mouthed off to the wrong oligarch while peaking on horse tranquilizers.ā€ – The algorithm can’t fix your face or your story. #ElonLies #BruisedEgoNotFace #TeslaTears #SpaceKaren #MuskedUpAgain #SlappedBackIntoReality #BlackEyeTheory #XtraStupid

BREAKING: Earth renamed #TRUMP. No oxygen unless you praise Dear Leader. No facts unless they flatter him. Red hats & endless whining about fake persecution. Orange skies forever. #MAGAmentality #CultPlanet #Trumpocalypse #TangerineFeverDream #MoronsAgainstGovernmentAccountability

#Trump’s 2025 legacy so far: šŸŖ™ Crypto scams šŸ›©ļø Foreign jets šŸŒļø Golf bills šŸŽ Cabinet payouts āš–ļø Bribes = legal But hey—he’s so transparent you can see right through the Constitution. #TransparentAF #Trumpcoin2025 #EthicsOptional

Trump’s tariff logic: It’s like… China pays unless you pay, and if you pay, that’s still winning. Just shut up I’m SMART. No wonder he’s at war with Harvard — the man’s allergic to coherent thought. Trump 2025: Make Ignorance Great Again. #WhereLigivGoesToDie #BrainVsTrump #MAGAIsAntiSmart

Foreign Influence, Now With Utility The best part? Anonymous wallets could be anyone—Saudi oil tycoons, Russian billionaires, Chinese backers. In the age of #$TRUMP, influence has no passport. #CorruptionGlobalized #CryptoDiplomacy #MemecoinManipulation #OpenAccessCorruption #WhereEthicsGoToDie

#Elon could’ve been remembered for rockets. Instead he’ll go down as the billionaire who thought doing a Nazi salute on stage was edgy, then blamed the camera for catching him. This isn’t PR damage. This is ideological rot in a $300B skin suit. #FascistFanboy #CancelYourselfQuicker #MeinMusk

Oh great, Don Jr. wants to be president now. Getting rid of #Trump is like removing one cockroach from an infested kitchen. The whole nest has to go. #DrainTheTrumps #TrumpCartel #MAGAtoPrison #AmericanNightmare #NoMoreTrumps

Hey #Elon - When the entire planet is wrong & you’re right, that’s not genius — that’s just a god complex. Elon #Musk fuels fascism, amplifies Kremlin lies & destroys workers’ lives while whining about consequences. The planet’s richest petulant traitor. #FascistEnabler #EveryoneElseIsWrong

So #Bondi wants to prosecute jokes now? Pam Bondi out here threatening jokes like she’s Attorney General of MAGAstan. Y’all prosecuting punchlines now? Sit down, Florida’s finest ā€œPersonal Injury to Democracyā€ Bondi. šŸ¤”šŸ”„ #ClownPrinceTrump #AuthoriTrash #RedHatRegime #Autocrazy2025

#Trump imposes #tariffs. Prices rise. Then he demands #Walmart cover it like some gulag grandpa. That’s not free-market thinking — that’s Soviet style central planning & economics. Stalin would be proud. #RedHatRedScare #CentralPlannerTrump #CommunistCosplay #SovietStyleStupidity

#Trump just made up stage 9 cancer. The only thing in stage 9 is Trump’s decline into full-time delusion. If you’re wondering how that’s possible, remember: this man suggested bleach. #TrumpLogic #MedicalMisinformation #DelusionalDon #WrongAgainDonald

Big Mouth, Small Brain Qatar gave Trump a free Boeing 747 - that's bribery with wings. #Trump just claimed Qatar will invest $1.4 TRILLION in the U.S. That’s over 6 times their total economy. Delusion is one thing — this is economic fanfic. #TrumpBS #MathByMarALago #FakeNumbers

#MAGA voters really believed a billionaire tax dodger would fight for servers and overtime workers. Instead, they got smoke, shame & more taxes — but sure, blame the barista with pronouns in their bio. Keep worshiping the golden toilet while they flush your future down it. #GriftAndGrind

#Trump is visiting 3Gulf nations currently feeding his bank account. But don’t worry, I’m sure it’s just coincidence. šŸ™ƒ Nothing says ā€œšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øFirstā€ like cashing checks in šŸ‡¶šŸ‡¦, picking up jets in šŸ‡øšŸ‡¦& cutting ribbon on Trump Towers in šŸ‡¦šŸ‡Ŗ. Just good presidential business! #TrumpCorruptionTour

#Elon’s idea of saving money: kill contracts on paper, revive them when no one’s looking, and pocket competition’s data. All while mocking the public and yes, some are too dumb to notice. #ReceiptsOfCorruption #DOGE #TechnoParasite

Laura Loomer wants a Pope who backs Trump, bans immigrants, and tweets in all caps. What she needs is a therapist, not a rosary. Seek help, Laura. From literally anyone. #LoomerInShambles #PapacyVsParanoia #BlessThisMess #LoomerVsReality

#JohnPaulII didn’t fire a shot—but his words shook a regime. His 1979 visit gave Poles hope, unity & faith in their power to resist communism. Now, as #Trump pushes #authoritarianism, a new voice must rise to unite Americans. The fight is moral—& it starts now. #AmericanSolidarity #PopeLeoXIV

This is your hero? The guy pretending to be holy while selling Bibles and mocking your faith? Twice impeached sex pest grifter, this bloated Antichrist cosplay is your spiritual leader? #MAGAmentallyUnfit #BlessYourBrainwashedHearts #MAGAidiots

Some of us stood up to tyrants. We showed up. We spoke out. Democracy lives through us. Tyrants tremble when people rise. Next time, stand with us. #Resist #ProtectDemocracy #StandUpSpeakOut #PowerOfThePeople #HoldTheLine #FightTheFade #NoToAutocracy

If you care about democracy, stop funding oligarchs. Don’t just avoid #Tesla. Ditch #Amazon. Cancel #Meta. Think twice before streaming on platforms. Every click counts. Every dollar is a vote. Their power only works if we keep paying for it. #BoycottAllOligarchs #PowerToThePeople

They say art imitates life. In the UK, life imitated #Tesla—fell apart in public, while #Musk tweeted nonsense. #FallingApartLikeMusk

Ok who made it?? It’s brilliantšŸ˜‚

Meanwhile in China.. šŸ‘€ China didn’t rig the system. Your elites did—and they cashed in. China didn’t ship your job overseas. Your CEO did. And he got a bonus for it. While you got stagnant wages & obesity in return. #CorporateGreed #Tariffs #BlameGame #SystemicGreed

Orange Neanderthal slaps tariffs like it’s 1950—forgetting American industry packed up in the 90s. Congrats on discovering global trade, Oompa Loompa Mussolini. Capitalism gutted US industry decades ago, genius. #OrangeSmashEconomy #TrumpEcon101 #OrangeEconomist #IdiotInPower

TikTok? GOP-heavy. X? Even worse. Bluesky?🤐 The digital battlefield is wide open—and we’re not even showing up. #Bernie’s 83. He’s going viral from #Coachella because he gets it: meet people where they are. The rest of us? Still deciding whether to tweet.šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø #DemocracyOnline #BernieCantDoItAlone

China’s online war machine is in overdrive—daily videos, aggressive messaging, a coordinated hit on Western brands. Trump’s response? Radio silence + tariffs + a bankrupt design industry. (time will tell) No vision, no plan, just vibes and vendettas. #IdiotInPower #TradeWarMeltdown

Trump thought he was punishing šŸ‡ØšŸ‡³. Instead, he exposed how dependent we are on their skilled labor & advanced tech — the engine behind Western brands. He handed šŸ‡ØšŸ‡³ the PR, nuked the supply chain, and left šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø with no Plan B but higher prices while yelling ā€œI win!ā€ #NoPlanNoClue #IdiotInPower

Every tariff dollar was a tax on YOU. #Trump just called it ā€˜patriotism’ while his friends made millions. #MAGAForMillionairesOnly #IdiotsWelcome #StockholmSyndromeUSA #OligarchsSayThanks #MAGAplague

Agent Orange Julius The Wall Whisperer Mar-a-Lagoon Creature MAGA-nificent Mistake Baron von Big Mac Putin’s Pen Pal The Mussolini of Mar-a-Lago Bigly McButtonpusher The Human Lawsuit Mr. Mar-a-Loco Lord Fraudulon The Spray-Tan Stalin The Hashtag Hitler The Scam in a Suit The Walking Indictment

#MAGA’s big plan to bring manufacturing back means your kids will soon be clocking in after school.. Coming soon to USA: learning ā€˜valuable skills’ in an American sweatshop! 🤨 #GetYourKidsReady #MakeAmericaSweatAgain

#Trump’s ā€˜Annual Physical’ at Walter Reed—because nothing says ā€˜healthy’ like a man who hasn’t seen a salad in years. But hey, if the doctors find anything, don’t worry, he’ll just cook the books like usual. #TrumpHealth #CookedBooks #PhysicalReality