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michael-m.bsky.social
Mostly bollocks about Arsenal. Or shoehorning Simpsons quotes in wherever I can.
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“Many people think that a wealthy man wants to get married”

submitted 3 hours ago • 3 comments

Glad we've spent 4 years nurturing these bowlers who can't take a wicket for their counties for these big matches

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

What a great test match. Even had the Aussies burning all their reviews and missing a wicket. Again. A fitting end.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

This is unbelievably good

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

my son waking me up for some Bluey

submitted 13 days ago • 19 comments

Great piece this.

submitted 17 days ago • 5 comments

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Sorry, the “Men’s team” are playing? What men’s team?

submitted 28 days ago • 8 comments

Seriously. This image should become iconic.

submitted 29 days ago • 5 comments

Renee Slegers, bullshit-free zone. Pure reason mixed with pure emotion. What a coach.

submitted 29 days ago • 5 comments

Leah Williamson, bloody hell. Giant of a player. This is Leah back in 2007 before the final. I haven't felt that nervous for quite a long time. A very long time.

submitted 29 days ago • 11 comments

Katie dropping a solid 'fuckin' on live TV after winning a trophy. It's fuckin' excellent #arsenalheritage

submitted 29 days ago • 21 comments

CHAMPIONS! CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE! AGAIN!!!

submitted 29 days ago • 3 comments

Fair to say that this final is a real advert for the game though that game is definitely not football.

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

That first half

submitted 32 days ago • 5 comments

Just so obviously such a bad idea for so many reasons.

submitted 33 days ago • 42 comments

My "I'm not a clown" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

submitted 33 days ago • 2 comments

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submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

You'll never walk alone. Indeed

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

#NationalTrainDay 🚂 @therealyplac.bsky.social

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

This fucking goalkeeper

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

“A family earning £100k a year will now find themselves on minimum wage after taking part in just two drug binges a week.”

submitted 53 days ago • 99 comments

Amazing Arsenal 🔥 ❤️

submitted 56 days ago • 13 comments

Having just spent the day with the Crystal Palace dinosaurs, this is fucking great

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

What a goal from Eze, Christ

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Guess Zubimendi will head to Real Madrid and Arsenal have just taken the cheap, pathetic, cheap, immoral, unforgivable, cheap option.

submitted 60 days ago • 22 comments

I thought (and still think) that Arsenal have been in a difficult situation with Partey, for various reasons - technical, legal and otherwise. But extending his contract makes him a problem of their own making, it’s not just about him being under contract anymore.

submitted 60 days ago • 37 comments

Arsenal vs Crystal Palace tonight. One of the few times in the year I can share this @poorlydrawnarsenal.com masterwork. Picasso-esque #ARSCRY

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

The Last of Us relentlessly cheery as ever

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 66 days ago • 4 comments

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submitted 67 days ago • 30 comments

Remontadahahahah

submitted 67 days ago • 34 comments

You have to be humble at times like this. I'd like to congratulate Real Madrid on finally scoring a goal against Arsenal.

submitted 67 days ago • 4 comments

That is fucking incredible. I love this club

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Me normally now I'm in my late 30s: Hey the system isn't too bad. Sure there are problems but ultimately the status quo is working out pretty well. Me on boat race day: We need a proletarian revolution.

submitted 70 days ago • 5 comments

That was a horror show at left back

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

What a night, what a performance from this far from 100% team, one of the great European nights at the Emirates. Declan Rice has produced two of the greatest free kicks you'll ever see at this level, and we 100% deserved that third goal too. Incredible. This team deserves so much love. #arsenal

submitted 75 days ago • 160 comments

I think we should put Declan Rice on free kicks

submitted 75 days ago • 11 comments