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michael.lgbt.wtf
Gay, coeliac epicure in Nottingham running a software development company, into cars, travelling, and walks with @milo.the-dog.xyz 🐶 trams https://boxd.it/83Oqd
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I got a haircut.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

This heat is just making me so fucking horny.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I need a haircut.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

One of these two probably.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

One of these two probably.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Heading over to #Manchester tomorrow. DM me if you wanna say hi on Saturday 🥹

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Brain: "Hey Michael, why don't you enter a spiralling downturn of mental health & just eat loads of food to try to feel better, but not feel better, undoing all your good hard work last year to lose loads of weight?" Sounds good to me brain! Let's do it. Body: "You dumb bitch, stop & get to gym"

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I follow too many hot people. 🥹

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

IKEA, hurry up - I need my new shelves!

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Manchester at the weekend!

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I need a BF so I can go on twice as many holidays.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Beyoncé didn't sell out London? Seems they have slashed ticket prices for the remaining dates.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

I’m so here for the Donald Trump - Elon Musk collapse. It’s going to be so fun to watch.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Got my first DMCA notice 😱 Silly people didn't realise we have a license to use what we're using.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

“Get to the airport early because of security queues” .. No, get to the airport early because they only have one person at passport control for hundreds of people leaving.

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

It was more bar → food → bar → bar → bar … til 3am.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

This place is amazing. I don’t just mew their logo, but the drinks!

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Choo choo bitches.

submitted 29 days ago • 3 comments

Not just the offer of still or sparkling water, but chilled or room temperature. Chilled, still, obviously.

submitted 29 days ago • 2 comments

Warning: Lisbon is 99% hills.

submitted 30 days ago • 2 comments

I went to a zoo! 1 star would not visit again …

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

Bar → Food → Bar

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

Pastel de Nata acquired. Now I can go home happy.

submitted 30 days ago • 2 comments

Landed in Lisbon, e-gates were fast as hell, helped manage to sidestep the 2 hour manual queue. Onwards to hotel, then to find some gluten free Pastel de Nata!

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Why are you wearing a full football kit, with shin pads for a flight? 😭

submitted 30 days ago • 2 comments

No, your wheelie suitcase doesn’t go into the overhead bin sideways - wheels first you dumb fuck.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Don’t mind me running to another country 🇵🇹 to try to remind everyone of my only personality traits … travelling and eating nice food.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Freebird Airlines plane had me hella confused with that tail design. Also, looks the least trusting airline in the world with that cartoony tail. 😭

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Airport lounges are good. When there are so many of them & it’s a quiet empty space!

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

Airport time! ✈️

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Is very hot day. I need a shower to cool off.

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

Fat Hippo burgers are so good. I am now; a fat hippo.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Lisbon tomorrow, can't wait to get away from the UK (again) for a bit!

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

"I know we didn't reply to your request for payment for 2 months, but please can you fix this super urgent problem we're having, and ignore the fact that we've not paid you?" - No.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

🎧Anyone got any AirPods Pro 2 & AirPods Max? I’m considering the Max, as my Pro 2s are failing me. Need input - are the Max worth it??

submitted 32 days ago • 3 comments