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Father. Husband. Teacher. Baseball fan. Ralph Yarborough Democrat. Houston, TX and Plattsburgh, NY.
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I just found out that JoMarie Payton left Family Matters during the final season after a fight on set with Jaleel White. Gonna go down this rabbit hole for 20 minutes now.

Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.

Alex Cora gets treated as this unique managerial savant, but his team is bad in every way a poorly managed team would be bad:

Good Astros/Rays game. My Jeremy Peña over 1.5 HR/Zack Littell over 8.2 IP parlay came in. $20 to win $6.3M.

Good argument that Skubal’s start against the Guardians today was the single best regular season start in recent history.

You turn on the Rockies broadcast, immediately: “Senzatela is giving up 15 hits per 9, so you have to think they’re working with him to sequence his pitches differently”, and then a triple and a double to Volpe and the backup catcher. Bleak, bleak stuff.

Indiana-Oklahoma City will be the first NBA Finals where you can't legally bring a James Baldwin book to any of the games.

It’s a shame Trump is shutting FEMA down because the Baltimore Orioles are surely eligible to be declared a federal disaster. The Red Sox just batted around twice in the same inning.

We saw this with McCullers a couple weeks ago, and it seems pretty obvious that this is the impact of sports betting on our society. Men lose half their paycheck chasing a thrill and then lash out in grotesque ways.

It's true, constantly focusing on petty culture-war bullshit to castigate the party for surrendering to "wokeness" and tanking Senate votes over personal gripes and pet causes was—wait, WHICH faction?

He should have accepted the trade.

The year is 2074. The floodwaters have breached the Appalachian retaining walls. North Korea has nuked Moscow. It has been five years since the last transmission from the UK. Republicans are passing sumptuary laws to ban women's trousers. Democrats are once again pledging to denounce 'Latinex'.

Guarantee that some dipshit put $50 on LMJ to have over 7.5 strikeouts or something stupid and now look

it’s not a net loss. it’s the cost of a service. I don’t have a net loss with hulu. it costs something and I pay it.

2025 Astros Jose Abreu - $19.5M, 0.0 bWAR Jose Altuve - $33M, -0.4 bWAR Yordan Alvarez - $15.8M, -0.4 bWAR Jose Abreu redemption szn.

Genuinely has anyone *ever* been owned so badly as a man who converts to a new religion as an adult and sorta makes it his whole thing only to see the literal head of that religion rebuke his entire deal and then they choose the NEXT head of the religion specifically because he doesn't like you

West Virginia as recently as three decades ago was a blue state. But with union busting and a belief Republicans would never destroy the government Democrats built, here we are

(whispers) The best part of Jose Altuve’s game in 2025 is his outfield defense.

hey, speaking of that, I had some thoughts ... www.nytimes.com/athletic/633...