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michaelbradt.bsky.social
comedian; lawyer; believer in education, science, common sense, and human decency; fortwayneimprov.com
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Okay, too many jokes. (1) Her lips got all swollen! We think. (2) To latex or silicone? (3) Is this like when hungover baseball players are scratched from lineups for "flu-like symptoms"? (4) Well, we know it wasn't a puppy allergy. www.cnn.com/2025/06/17/p...

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"No, we have a fascist dictatorship at home." The fascist dictatorship at home:

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Donald Trump does NOT want you to share this footage of his pathetically tiny birthday parade crowd.

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since all the parade stuff is likely still there, they should do a cool one real quick while the president isn’t looking

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Happy Not-the-Father Day to all my childless by choice brothers!

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Some guy in Fort Wayne was circling the protest with a Trump "assassination" flag just looking for a fight. Imagine being in your twenties and voluntarily setting "Getting Laid" on hard mode.

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As a new Hoosier, I feel obligated to watch the NBA Finals, and I have two questions about the NBA. (1) Do the players no longer have to dribble? (2) Are the players allowed to shoot from within the 3-point arc?

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I wonder if the US has gotten any better at resolving state rights conflicts in the last 160 years or so.

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What's the worst streaming service for ads, and why is it Paramount+?

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Is Duolingo getting into porn?

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I went from two months of bronchitis to a broken wrist to a lost cap on a tooth. I'm sick of feeling old AF. 99 people born in the 21st century celebrate in a bar. At the end of the night, no one is okay to drive, so they call a flying Uber because WE WERE PROMISED FLYING CARS BY NOW.

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My watch of the Star Wars universe in timeline order continues. Andor reinforced Rogue One's standing as the best movie of the series.

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Sorry, Mom. www.msn.com/en-us/news/n...

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Black smoke over Vatican indicates Jacob's brother.

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I've never seen someone so unqualified to do a job after four years of doing a job.

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Me, to my 2115-day Duolingo streak:

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I just typed the word "meeted" because I forgot about "met."

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So, the federal government is suing states now? Have we tried factory resetting this country?

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Paradise is very good. I bet a second season of Paradise would be very bad. Please just tell the damn story in one season and be legends instead of stretching it out for money.

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I just bought a shovel. You're welcome, anyone who wants to frame me for murder.

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I'm so very sick of reading, "It's unclear what he was referring to," in articles about the Cheeto. It's been a long time since I took high school journalism, but isn't the job of a reporter to clarify unclear statements? Ask a follow-up question, you spineless idiots.

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I'm pretty sure my wife is mad at me because I don't like White Lotus as much as she does.

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Murdering idiots. www.cnn.com/2025/04/06/h...

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I swear, my laptop needs 40 updates every time I power it on.

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I really hope Severance sticks the landing. It might be my favorite sci-fi show to this point, and the casting and acting is absolutely off the charts.

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It's too late, you feckless morons. www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...

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We are entering an historic era of the US getting embarrassingly dunked on by comedy writers in general, but especially foreign comedy writers, and I'm here for it.

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