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Just watched an over hour long debate featuring Curtis Yarvin during which he said approximately nothing.

Is it Gestapo yet?

Great news. Let's cut off their funding! www.bbc.com/news/article...

Is it Gestapo yet?

Can we skip the trial and get right to the pardon?

Sad prediction for the fake department that accomplished nothing.

Hey, thanks!

If you don't understand the "Oh my God," the American space program was built by Nazis. Literal Nazis, a "foreign class of servants," imported from Germany after World War II through Operation Paperclip.

"Today’s NYT details Elon Musk’s abuse of narcotics, including ketamine, ecstasy, Adderall, and mushrooms. For all their bullshit outrage during the last administration, it’s as if they put Hunter Biden – at his crackhead worst – in charge of NASA." michaelianblack.substack.com/p/fantasy-is...

IMPORTANT: "Sirens" on Netflix - I liked it!

Is this bad? Seems bad.

Good life lesson here: do not accept any jobs for which you are unqualified and have no interest in doing well. Also, find a good barber.

Woohoo! Just handed in final art for I'M BUSY, a new picture book written by @michaelianblack.bsky.social & illustrated by yours truly!!! Can't wait until our book (newest in the I'M series) launches Feb.24/2026. www.simonandschuster.com/series/The-I... #ImBusy #KidLit @simonkids.bsky.social

"Then again, strategic retreat by the administration may not presage capitulation. Instead, it may simply allow them time to regroup before launching a new assault on the law. If that happens, perhaps Congress will step in. I am, of course, joking." michaelianblack.substack.com/p/some-days-...

Onions always take way longer to cook then you think they're going to. Something needs to be done.

"There was a time when I would have cautioned against using a word like 'genocide' too freely, worried about diluting its meaning," Shadi Hamid writes. "But we are well past that now." wapo.st/3Spw7tB

Is Trump allowed to pardon them?

Gessen has been the best chronicler of our Electric Slide into totalitarianism; they already witnessed this dance in Putin's Russia.

The hell is a “LGBTQ graduate major”?

In Las Vegas, one has to wonder if the depth of feeling we proclaim for “freedom” extends much deeper than the freedom to get PG-13 rowdy on a Saturday night. michaelianblack.substack.com/p/american-e...

Everybody’s investing in crypto and AI but I think people are underestimating the burgeoning guillotine market.

A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again theonion.com/a-shatt...

It wouldn’t be so galling if the people who wanted religion in schools weren’t such unchristian fuckfaces.

Jennie Garth adopted the highway that I use to get to my primary care physicians office, so no, I won't hold, put your boss on the phone.

Jealousy, by Edvard Munch, 1913-15

“What we are doing in Gaza is a war of extermination: indiscriminate, unrestrained, brutal, and criminal killing of civilians,” he said. Not an antisemite. www.huffpost.com/entry/israel...

Insert Steve Buscemi "Hello do you do, fellow kids?" gif.

I’ll say it again - when *any* politician uses the ‘I haven’t read that story’ lie about something they knew they would get asked about, the interviewer has a duty to say ‘Okay, in that case I’m going to terminate this interview and you can come back when you’re better prepared.”

Wouldn’t have paid more than $500k for that meal.

I guess this is where all that expertise in sexual assault and rape finally begins to really pay off.

Last night I had dinner with a friend. Turns out he voted for the first time in his life, this past election - for Trump. We talked about why. michaelianblack.substack.com/p/upchucking...